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Angelina Jolie and Kelly Gray replaced by Jack White’s wife, Karen Elson, in St. John’s ad campaign

ByStarcasm Staff

Angelina got fired from a St. John ad campaign for being too famous, and is being replaced by the Karen Elson, wife of rocker Jack White who sports a mane of shocking red hair. Also gone from St. John’? Blonde-haired daughter of St. John founder Marie Gray, Kelly Gray, St. John CEO Glenn McMahon tells…

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Angelina Jolie wrote the foreward to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton’s autobiography

ByAmelia Cunningham

Angelina Jolie wrote the foreward to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton’s memoir The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts (guess he decided against a light, fluffy title,) publisher Harper Collins has confirmed to multiple news outlets. Maybe someday Angelina’s partner Brad Pitt can write a foreward to Jennifer Aniston’s bio. (We know a BUNCH of people would want to read THAT!)

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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

ByAsa Hawks

                                             Photos: Juan Rico / Fame Pictures Subscribe to Starcasm by Email The Music Box @Fonda in Los Angeles, California on October 13th, 2009.

Angelina Jolie had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed, explains decision in length
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Angelina Jolie had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed, explains decision in length

ByEmily

Two years after getting a mastectomy to drastically reduce her risk of cancer, Angelina Jolie underwent another surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes, she revealed in The New York Times today. She made the decisions because, without preventative measures, her BRCA1 gene mutation gave her an estimated 87 percent chance of developing breast…

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PHOTOS Jocelyn Wildenstein – before and after $4,000,000 of plastic surgery

ByStarcasm Staff

Jocelyn Wildenstein, a wealthy socialite and ex-wife of billionaire art-dealer heir Alec Wildenstein, has reportedly spent over $4 million on plastic surgery in an attempt to look more like the exotic wild cats she admires. Because of this hobby, Jocelyn has been often nicknamed “Cat Woman” in the press. As part of her 1999 divorce…