Matt Baier skipping Teen Mom Reunion for surgery: Is it a vasectomy? Did he and Amber break up?

Matt Baier Operation game

The cast of Teen Mom OG will be reuniting in New York City this weekend to tape a reunion special, but the show’s most controversial star will not be in attendance. No, I’m not talking about Farrah Abraham. She’s expected to be there–although not on the stage with her co-stars after last year’s scuffle. I’m talking about Amber Portwood’s fiance Matt Baier, who has confirmed he will not be in attendance because he is “having surgery.”

The confirmation comes via The Dirty, which uses what Matt refers to in his upcoming book as “scare quotes” to deliver the news:

Baier confirmed he’s not attending because he’s “having surgery.”

“It has nothing to do with a break up,” Matt adds, “and any story saying such right now is complete BS.”

What Matt is referring to are rumors that started swirling after Amber tweeted what some interpreted as an indication that she and Matt had broken up. Here is Amber’s tweet, as well as LOTS of responses openly wondering if she and Matt had split. I have highlighted all of the responses saddened by the prospect of Amber and Matt calling it quits:

Amber Portwood breaks up with Matt Baier? Read the tweet!

Matt does not clarify what kind of surgery he is having, though some (i.e. me) are speculating that it may be a vasectomy mandated by Amber Portwood — or perhaps by some sort of World Overpopulation organization. Given all of the recent cheating allegations (with more reportedly coming soon), it seems like the kind of last ditch relationship-saving effort Matt would offer.

(It should be noted that Matt tweeted “My cancer hurts” back in 2014, though it is unknown just how serious he was about that.)

Some more guesses as to the reason Matt is getting surgery include:

• Repairing a broken bone or other serious injury sustained while rough housing with his guy friends

• Amber is actually having Matt surgically removed from her life

• A real deal, legitimate medical issue

• There is no surgery, but Matt found a website that will print out receipts saying he did have some sort of serious procedure performed to fool Amber and us (See: Fake lie detector test results)

• There is no surgery. Amber is just smart enough to know that if Matt attends the Teen Mom OG Reunion, he is all anyone will want to talk about — and not in a good way

• Matt is getting a penis implant in preparation for the Vivid adult video that was never going to happen

Stay tuned — I am sure we will know more soon. I just hope we don’t have to wait until the reunion airs to find out. 🙁

* Let me say that we would rarely ever make light of something like someone having surgery, but Matt Baier’s unrivaled track record of mistruths, smokescreens, and obfuscations make it nearly impossible to take anything he says seriously. Oh, and I would SOOOO buy that Matt Baier Operation game!

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  • crys

    It’s Possible to get fake medical records. Brooks did it Vicki on RHOC.

    • LoLo

      Amber got a fake lie detector test so I am sure it’s possible.

  • Alisson Leech

    They are still together. Amber won’t let Matt go and Matt won’t let Amber’s easy money go.

    • Lacy

      Right. She wants a man so bad, but he is doing nothing for her, and the real look into his personality in the last couple episodes is awful. She needs to show Leah real men don’t treat women like that.

  • twelfthnight

    I don’t understand how you can have THAT MANY people say “ditch him” and still stick with someone. At some point, you must stop and think “They can’t all be purely haters, can they?”… Amber needed to stay in jail and have mandatory mental help. Give her an inch and this is what happens to her.

  • Bruja

    OMFG, Starcasm. Did you guys seriously screenshot and post a shit-ton of social media responses from strange-ass people? That took way too much scrolling to get past. We all know how to read the damned Twitter and/or FB pages ourselves if we’re interested. It’s not what we come here for.

    Over. The. Top. Ridiculous.

    • Alisson Leech

      I read the title and came straight to the comments. Lol

      • LoLo

        Same, I had to hurry so I could get past yet another pic of Matt’s body.

        Matt tweeted pics of him & Amber kissing last night. So, I don’t think it’s over.

        Surgery…more like he didn’t want to answer questions during the reunion.

    • Josie

      Thank you! I was just coming to post that same thing. It is ridiculous. Do they paid paid by the length of their post. Copying and pasting stupid, random comments shouldn’t count. But Asa has always been kind of a dumbass “reporter”.

    • Sweet Venom

      I was just going to say the same thing! I was like why are there so many twitter responses. You only need to show a few, Starcasm, if it’s nessesary. Which it isn’t.

  • melinehclassy

    Wtf did I just read? This was a poorly written… I dont even know what this was cause it sure as hec wasn’t an “article”

    • YourMom

      Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that! As soon as I began reading, I knew exactly who wrote it. Sure enough. Went back to look. Yup. Asa.

      • NJJuls

        Asa?? Well that explains it! A Stupid A s s wrote this crap! They really need to higher someone that got past 3rd grade!

        • Josie

          I learned how to spell “hire” in 2nd though.

          • NJJuls

            Good point! LOL! There have been times I have read a sentence 3 times & makes no sense at all! I’m like HUH???? LOL!

            • crys

              You missed that person’s point. You spelt ‘higher’ instead of ‘hire.’

      • melinehclassy

        Im embarrassed for her.

  • TrashTV

    Enjoyed the picture :-).
    Maybe they will give him a back bone?
    A Deadbeat Dad Do-over for the porn?
    Installing an emotions-chip to cure the lack of empathy and guilt?

  • annette

    If I wanted to read twitter, I would go on twitter

  • FYO

    He’s not going to the reunion because he doesn’t want to have to answer criticisms about himself. Because he’s a pu**y.

  • AshleyBlack

    Vasectomies take like an hour to do and you’re released straight back to work. It’s an outpatient procedure that shouldn’t stop him from making a trip to NYC. He could go and lay in the hotel room.

    • LoLo

      I was in the room when my husband got his & this was many years ago. He lost one drop of blood, no stitches. He went home, iced up for an hour & went to work the next day.

      • AshleyBlack

        That’s my point. It shouldn’t stop him from at least going to NYC with amber. It’s also not an important enough surgery that he couldn’t reschedule until they get back. And also, didn’t Amber mention having kids with him one day? Unless they freeze his sperm I don’t see why he’d get it done.

        • LoLo

          Exactly. Amber did say this season that due to her mental illness & medication she wasn’t going to have any more kids. She would have to stop her meds & can’t do that. I hope if she ever does have any more it’s years down the road & not with this man.

        • LoLo

          Exactly. It’s a simple procedure & it’s not an emergency. If this is the reason it was purely as a cop out.

    • FYO

      I doubt he’s getting any surgery. He just doesn’t want to get called out on all his bs because there’s no way it ends well for him if he does. He doesn’t want to take the guaranteed bashing on national tv.

      • AshleyBlack

        I know. That’s my point