Are you about three break-ups and reconciliations behind in Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp’s on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again… relationship? Are you having to call off from work in an attempt to stay up to date on their current status? If so, have no fear! Starcasm is here!
Introducing the Jeniefferometer, an amazing device built by our in-house technicians (aka third-world sweatshop) that will monitor Jenelle and Kieffer for you! All you have to do is check back to this page and the Jeniefferometer will automatically reload and let you know whether or not the couple is currently together or split! (As far as we know) We will even log the dates of the updates below!
(It should be noted that we started construction of this wondrous machine yesterday after Jenelle announced on Twitter that she was once again a single woman, but by the time it was completed this evening it appears as though the duo are happily back together! Man – the future is going to be so much easier for all of us with this new technology!)
August 11 – SPLIT – Jenelle tweets, “Single. Oak island for the night Remember, u left me.”
August 12 – TOGETHER – Jenelle tweets, “I love @confidence117k so much. Had an amazing day. ” Along with this photo (and many more, including one of Kieffer grabbing a handful of Jenelle’s Teenmomkadonk!)
September 12 – SPLIT – Jenelle tweets, “Yes it’s true me and Kieffer r finally split up. I’m done.”
September 13 – TOGETHER – Jenelle tweets, “Me and Kieffer aren’t over ❤ @confidence117k”
September 20 – SPLIT – Jenelle tweets, “I’m single now, I realized he is dragging me down even.” (This breakup was especially notable because it occurred while Jenelle and Kieffer were in New Jersey shopping for apartments and just before Jenelle was hospitalized with a burst ovarian cyst. She will reportedly be making the long road trip back to North Carolina by herself.
CURRENT STATUS: SPLIT