VIDEO PHOTOS Topless Kim Zolciak gets Kroy Biermann body paint jersey

May, 25, 2012 | AUTHOR: Asa Hawks; | Related : Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding, Kim Zolciak, Kroy Biermann

Anyone who has paid attention to the walls in Kim Zolciak’s house knows the reality star loves to find a reason to take her clothes off and pose for studio portraits, and why should getting married be any different? As a wedding gift for her husband to be, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, Kim decides to go topless and have his number 71 Atlanta Falcons jersey body painted on!

The photoshoot, with The ATL’s photographer to the stars Derrick Blanks, happens in the midst of numerous pre-wedding crises, but nothing is going to stand in the way of a sexy Kim Zolciak photoshoot!

“I was so excited to do this photoshoot for Kroy,” Kim says in the clip. “But with my yard a mess, no flower person for the wedding, Jen being MIA, this photoshoot is the last I have on my mind. But, I’m so damn sexy, f*** it! I just say ‘cheeeese.’”

And just so that you can’t say Don’t Be Tardy For The Weddding didn’t teach you anything, did you know that nipples come in two sizes: raisins and gumdrops, and Kim has… ***DUM DUM DUMMMMM*** raisins. And before you get all worked up about safe for work issues, it should be pointed out that Kim’s raisins are covered in pasties and paint – so there are multiple layers of protection for your eyes.

Here are a gallery of Kim Zolciak topless body paint photos from the episode as she transforms herself into the ultimate Kroy toy! (Click thumbnails to enlarge)

Catch more of Kim (though I can’t see how you could catch more of her without it being rated R) on Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding Thursday nights at 9:30/8:30c on Bravo!

Photos: Bravo

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Kelly

Opinion: Kim is a beautiful woman and wears her clothes well. However, the body paint does not flatter her body.
- Ralphie
  
  her t1ts look saggy.
Ashley

Gross.
Ashley

And what a gift for her husband, the whole world also gets to share it…
Scarlett

Barf. She is such a wh0re. How old is she? 60? Keep your clothes on, skank! Run, Kroy, run!!
tab

this is not flattering for her AT ALL!
yuck!
http://Starcasm.net Piper

She is a very tacky narcissist… Why do all the faux ‘celebrities’ believe they are a ‘legend in the making’ ……. BLESS YOUR HEART……
Steph

LOL
Stephanie

Who is she??
sandie

She just needs to do exercises for her behind to lift it up more, she looks flat.
KatieMB

She’s gross. Very few people can make body painting work, and she is certainly NOT one of them. BLEH.
Angel

SOOOO Disgusting! BEYOND, disgusting that is. She just keeps getting knocked up ewwww what a nasty old woman
whoa

I think Kim is a beauty woman, but if you have saggy breasts then please don’t take pictures that are topless in any way and let the public see them. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her breasts in those pictures. Kroy probably loved the pictures, but it is embarrassing for her.
Nikki W

Kim look likes shes 45 with a bad b00b job, lift them b00b and get a but lift as well. Flat ass to, I would be embarrassed if i was Kory. Now all your team mates and whole entire world see your wife saggy b00bs. Stop having kids, and letting the nanny raise them. The only thing she teaches her girl is how to shop for expensive things, and how to gossip about others. She say’s whatever comes out of her mouth in front of her kids. Kory is P**** whope by Kim. Take the blinders off man. I know it’s to late for Kory because now he has two kids by misfit Kim.
talljohn777

She is a train wreck….