Twitter’s terribly trashy teen titillater Courtney Stodden took time out from her gratuitous tweeting to attend church services in Los Angeles this morning. As you might have expected, the newly-turned 17 year old wasn’t afraid to bring the sexy and was sporting a revealing black minidress with a peek-a-boo lace back and walking on a pair of intimidatingly steep metallic gold stiletto heels.
Also along for Courtney’s come to Jesus moment was the other, more elderly half of the infamous “Dourtney” supercouple, 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchinson. Oh, and Courtney’s recently proven to be not fake breasts.
And here’s a back view of Dourtney, revealing Courtney’s diamond-shaped lace window in the back of her dress:
Sadly, Courtney didn’t share any of her Twittillating tweets about her trip to the House of God, but she did share this little tidbit later in the day:
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!
And just in case you needed a nice pair of tweets, here’s Courtney’s prose from last night:
Had such a satisfying Saturday night – Feeling ready to lock myself up, strip off my wear & bounce into a daring evening of erotic dreams…
Ah heck, how ’bout one more tweet from earlier Saturday?
Provocatively preparing my provokingly perky package for a pulsating night filled with puurfect party passion – meow
I just hope Courtney didn’t go to confession! That poor preacher’s ear! (Not to mention the big man upstairs!)
I also hope (or dare I say pray) that Courtney had herself one of Phaedra Parks’ infamous prayer cloths! What’s that, you missed that episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Here’s Phaedra’s definition with a couple words added at the beginning to give it the proper Phaedra flare:
Everybody knows… “The prayer cloth is a covering so that you don’t offend people with your luscious thighs and knee caps during service.”
Actually, Courtney may need something more along the lines of a prayer blanket.
Anyways… here are a couple looooong last looks at Courtney in her Sunday best:
Photos: Splash News
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