VIDEOS Big Ang meets Snooki, discusses marriage, boob jobs, penis sizes, and water breaking at a disco

Talk about your reality show crossover dream team! Somebody had the brilliant idea of putting Jersey Shore‘s meatballerina Snooki in the back of a limousine with Mob Wives breakout sensation Angela “Big Ang” Raiola, and just letting the cameras role as whatever came up came up (and I don’t mean that in a drunken cookie-tossing Jersey Shore way.)

The topics of conversation ranged from their philosophies of marriage, whether or not size is important, breast feeding, boob jobs, and having your water break at a disco. The result may leave viewers wishing that instead of these two having separate new reality shows (Snooki and JWoww premieres June 21 at 10/9c on MTV, Big Ang premieres July 8 at 9/8c on VH1) that they could have somehow been combined into Big Ang and Snooki!

Ah, but alas, all we have are these wonderful clips. Here they are followed by some quotes from each:

BIG ANG MEETS SNOOKI “Comparing Sizes”

Snooki: I couldn’t. That’s like a horse penis.

Big Ang: Well I guess it goes with his size. 6-ft 7, he’d kind of look stupid with one this f***ing big! [holds her fingers not very far apart]

Snooki: I like small pee-pees … not that Jionni has a small pee-pee! He has a good size.

BIG ANG MEETS SNOOKI “Marriage Philosophies”

Big Ang: Marriage is overrated for sure, and I think it should only be a law for three days a week – marriage.

Snooki: Why?

Big Ang: Because after three days, I hate lookin’ atcha.

Snooki: I’m the opposite. I’m obsessed with him. Like, if I’m away from him for a day, I cry.

Big Ang: You’re one of those then.

Snooki: Yes, I’m one of those.

BIG ANG MEETS SNOOKI “Disco Water Break”

Big Ang: Actually, when I was pregnant with my son, my water broke in a disco.

Big Ang: I had on white leggings and, like this really Michael Jackson jacket – at the time it was really in style – with all the rhinestones and shoulder pads, and then like, ‘oh my goodness, I think I just peed my pants.’

Snooki: Did you keep dancing, or did you go have a baby?

BIG ANG MEETS SNOOKI “Post-Baby Partying”

Big Ang: You gotta come by the bar one night with your friends. You don’t have to drink, I’ll make you virgin drinks.

Snooki: No, after I have the baby I’ll come to the bar. I need to drink.

Big Ang: We could have shots!

Snooki: Yeah! Jionni said whenever I wanna go out, he’ll watch the baby.

Big Ang: You know, they always say that [BLEEP!], until it happens.

BIG ANG MEETS SNOOKI “Greatest Gift Of All”

Big Ang [after giving Snooki an animal print baby outfit inside of a balloon]: But wait ’til you see the baby in this. You’ll die!

Snooki: You put a baby in this bubble?!?

Big Ang: Noooo! That’s a balloon. You wrap it in there. Wait ’til you see the baby in that outfit.

Big Ang: What are you going to name the baby? You didn’t tell me that.

Snooki: Ummm, if it’s a boy, either Jionni, Jr. or Lorenzo.

Big Ang: Ooo I like that!

Snooki: Lorenzo. Then you can name him Enzo. Or if it’s a girl I like Giada, you know like that cooking girl?

There you have it! The entire #BigAngMeetsSnooki video collection! Want more of Snooki and Big Ang? You can get more – separately – by tuning into their new reality shows on MTV and VH1. Here are the descriptions:

Snooki & JWOWW follows Jersey Shore BFF’s– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWOWW” Farley as they start a new chapter in their lives and take over Jersey City. In this 12-episode series, the real-life besties move in together to take on their next big adventure: Adulthood! JWOWW’s romance with Roger is getting serious and only time will tell what the future holds for their relationship. As for Snooki’s future, she’s not only engaged, she’s pregnant! When the two first decided to move in together, they thought it would be a couple of BFF’s living it up in the city. But little did they know what life had in store for them. Now, as two women on the verge of adulthood, they’re having one last hurrah all while navigating the radical changes that life can throw at you. And as Snooki and JWOWW soon discover, with your best friend by your side, there’s nothing you can’t face.

Big Ang will give viewers a glimpse into the life of one of reality TV’s most over-the-top and loveable characters. VH1 tags along as she hangs out with Angela “Big Ang” Raiola’s family and friends, spends time at her increasingly popular Staten Island bar, The Drunken Monkey, and even hangs out with – ‘da wise guys.’ And yes, her longtime friends from the original Mob Wives series will visit from time to time as will her cuddly canine sidekick, Lil’ Louis.