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VIDEO Train driver’s boot ain’t got time for kid’s unsafe selfie

ByDarren O

Train-Selfie-Boot

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!

A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a moving train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face.

Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!

Jared wrote:

I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a “safe” distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up.

Yes – I understand this could have been a set up (I doubt it) but even if it was at least they made it count.

HT: Uproxx

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