VIDEO Rep. Donna Edwards’ The White Stripes House floor poetry slam

So who would you call on to solve this whole government shut down situation?  Well if you’re outspoken Congresswoman Donna Edwards from Maryland you go to the old trusty The White Stripes playbook and throw down with a lyrical poetry-slam on the House floor!

That’s right, what you’re about to witness is Edwards and her “Seven Nation Army” representin’ with some serious “Icky Thump.”  Check it out!

The rep’s got flow I have to say.  I’d also like to add there’s some irony in the fact that the band she quoted has officially shut down but what can you do?  Here are the lyrics for the song she quoted, “Effect and Cause,” followed by a video of the band giving the not a political jab musical version.

Effect and Cause

I guess you have to have a problem
If you want to invent a contraption
First you cause a train wreck
Then you put me in traction

Well, first came an action
And then a reaction
But you can’t switch around
For your own satisfaction
Well, you put my house down, then got mad
At my reaction

Well, in every complicated situation
You’re the human relation
Makin’ sense of it all
Take a whole lot a concentration

Well, you can blame my baby
For her pregnant ma
And if there’s one of these
On the order for laws
It’s that you just can’t take the effect
And make it the cause

Well, you can’t take the effect
And make it the cause
I didn’t rob a bank
Because you made up a law
When you people robbin’ Peter
Don’t you blame Paul
Can’t take the effect
And make it the cause

I ain’t the reason that you gave me no reason to return your call
You built a house of cards and got shocked when you saw them fall
Well are you sayin’ I’m innocent?
In fact the reverse
But if you’re headin’ to the grave
You don’t blame the hearse
You’re like a little girl yellin’ at her brother
‘Cause you lost his ball

Well you keep blamin’ me for what you did
And that ain’t all
The way you clean up a wreck
Is enough to get one pause
You seem to forget
Just how this song started
I’m reactin’ to you because you left me broken-hearted
See, you just can’t take the effect
And make it the cause

Can’t take the effect
And make it the cause
I didn’t rob a bank
Because you made up a law
Blame people robbin’ Peter
Don’t you blame Paul
Can’t take the effect
And make it the cause

And here’s a great live performance of the song as promised:

I miss The White Stripes much more than I think I’d miss gubbermint!