VIDEO Nincompoop rammed off porta potty during Vancouver riots

If you’re out of the hockey loop the Vancouver Canucks lost game 7 of The Stanley Cup in their own house to the Boston Bruins last night and afterwords downtown lit up with some serious rioting. Like stabbings and explosions level rioting. I can’t really figure out why a city’s residents would go around rampaging and vandalizing its own city after a loss but the Mayor had an explanation:

“We have a small number of hooligans on the streets of Vancouver causing problems,” Vancouver Mayor Gregor Robertson said in a statement. “It’s absolutely disgraceful and shameful and by no means represents the city of Vancouver…We have had an extraordinary run in the playoff, great celebration. What’s happened tonight is despicable.”

Oh morons were just looking for a reason to break some stuff. Thanks Mayor! Speaking of morons and breaking sh!t, well actually a sh!tter I submit the following mind-blowing clip from said riots.

Here is what you will see; a young nincompoop runs full steam and slams into a porta potty for no apparent reason until the apparent reason (the fact that some other idiot was standing on top of said porta potty) comes crashing down head first in to the pavement. Then a policeman proceeds to treat the porta potty smashing doofus like the porta potty he originally rammed by punching the dude in his face.

Can you believe I fully explained what you just witnessed and yet it didn’t matter because the overriding ignorance of the two porta-dudes involved is so overwhelming that it still blows your mind.

I have this beautiful vision that the man who stood atop the throne and was temporarily king of the crappers told his wife that some thug beat him up on his way home from the game and that after treating his wounds she eventually sees this clip and knows she married the wrong man. As for the turd-house blaster he’s just alone, very, very alone.