VIDEO Joe Jonas And New Girlfriend Brenda Song Plus Brenda’s Painful Red Carpet Photos

Fellow Disneyites Joe Jonas and Brenda Song of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody were caught on video “hooking up” outside the restaurant Katsuya. The two didn’t exit together, but Brenda made a mad dash and hopped in Joe’s truck just down the block:

I know the internet is buzzing with millions of young girls googling for photos and criticisms of Brenda Star, so I figured I would provide both! Hollywood event planners disaffectionately call Brenda “Inkspot” because of the damage she does to red carpets, so I thought I might compile the top twelve worst Brenda Song Red Carpet outfits.

But, before I get started with the countdown, I thought I might cut the girl some slack and show the one red carpet photo I found that I liked. Here she is looking absolutely stunning at the 60th Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards in September of 2008:

OK, it’s all downhill from here. I won’t burden you with extensive commentary for each look, I’ll just provide the number and my nickname for the ensemble. Starting with number twelve and counting down, here are the dozen worst Brenda Song red carpet outfits: (Click the images to zoom in)