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VIDEOS Amazing entries for The Situation’s web series

ByDarren O

It’s hard to argue that reality America has become The Situation nation and now us non Jersey types can star alongside Mike Sorrentino in his upcoming web series on Yobi.tv! That’s friggin’ right, you can submit a video entry to show why you gots whats the Sitch needs to take his game to the next level. Even grenades have a shot, well that’s not true cause ya’ know Mike is never down with the grenades. Boom! Check out some eye poppin’ submissions and find out how to register for your dang self.

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VIDEO: The Situation’s workout DVD blooper reel

ByDarren O

Mike Sorrentino, aka “The Situation,” is positively aware that his Jersey Shore fame could abruptly come to a screeching halt at any time. In response, he is taking every offer that comes his way in order to make bank while he can. As part of this all out Sitchinvasion he’s put together a workout DVD so that other hopefuls may someday have a “situation” of their own.

Check out a funny bloopers reel that inadvertently shows Mr. Mike packing some serious jersey heat in his Jockeys.

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“The Situation” can’t trademark “The Situation”

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore and soon to be DWTS personality Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has had a request to trademark “The Situation” denied. Find out why his application was rejected and how he isn’t the first Jersey Shore cast member to be told no friggin way!

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PHOTOS: The Situation has himself a hair situation

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore Season 2 has exploded onto the scene managing to accomplish the seemingly impossible task of following up succesfully on the reality-genre groundbreaking first run. One of the most recognizable faces for the show is Mike Sorrentino, A.K.A. The Situation. His recognizable face recently received a noticeable change in the form of a Douche Bagazine worthy hairdo. Check out both sides of the engraved dome-rug and see our list of names for the new Sorrentino do!

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VIDEO Jersey Shore does “Friggin Twilight” from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

ByAsa Hawks

Jimmy Kimmel Live and the gang from Jersey Shore have made another fist-pumpingly hilarious video spoof in the same vein as their Oscar Best Picture nominee re-enactments. Showing no fear of the Twihard Army, Jimmy and juice crew took on Twilight in “Friggin’ Twilight” with Snooki as Bella Swan, The Situation as Edward Cullen, Pauly D as Jacob Black and Jimmy as Bella’s father!

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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

ByDarren O

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation. So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not? You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix. You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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Top 5 Star Wars Jersey Shore trading cards

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?

Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.

Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!

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PHOTOS “DJ Pauly D” Paul Delvecchio pictures before The Blowout

ByAsa Hawks

The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.

Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)

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SNL VIDEO Watch Snookie on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

ByAsa Hawks

Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update: