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Rachel Uchitel’s upskirt provides a Tiger’s eye view

ByDarren O

Tiger Woods mistress number one provided the world a Tiger’s eye view of her goodies after enjoying a little grub in L.A. Friday night.

I would have thought the infamous night club manager would know the sacred rule of not letting the paparazzi catch a shot of your ladiness while getting into and out of a car. Alass, Rachel seemed oblivious to that formidable combination of a lack of panties, a tight leather skirt, and a seasoned celebrity photographer! Check out the SFW photos right here.

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Former Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel’s text messages with David Boreanaz leaked

ByDarren O

There is a new technology being developed that I think would be a wise choice for any married celebrity involved with Rachel Uchitel. It is called a “Tiger Text” and it allows senders of text messages to make their communications disappear in a pre-determined amount of time. But alas for its namesake Tiger Woods and now ‘Bones’ (yeah I know “bones”) star David Boreanaz it is too late. Married men step away from Uchitel now!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel risks bikini line frostbite

ByAsa Hawks

We spend so much time on this site focusing in on people’s foibles that we sometimes forget the heroic deeds of the upper echelon of humanity known as celebrities.

Rachel Uchitel, thrust into the spotlight after being thrust into by Tiger Woods, needed to go to the gym to work out today. Standing in her way was not only an army of paparazzi waiting outside her New York apartment, but also frigid, below-freezing temperatures. Rachel knew there were millions of people expecting to see some sexy yumminess to help explain why their hero Tiger Woods forsook his family and fans, so she decided she would do the right thing, even if it meant putting herself in harm’s way.

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren in “American Gothic”

ByAsa Hawks

The Starcasm Fine Art Collection is proud to present a revamped version of Grant “Tiger” Wood’s iconic 1930 painting “American Gothic” featuring the lovely Elin Nordegren and her husband Tiger Woods.

Truly a modern Masterspiece! (I’m allotted one golf joke, right?)

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Tiger Woods car crash photos from the scene

ByAsa Hawks

Here are a number of photos from the scene of Tiger Woods’ one vehicle accident in Windermere, Florida Friday morning. The photos show Tiger’s 2009 Cadillac Escalade received quite a bit of damage to the right front after crashing into his neighbor’s tree on Deacon Cricle. You can also see the where his wife Elin Nordegren allegedly smashed out the back window with a golf club (she claims it was to get Tiger out of the vehicle, but conflicting reports state that she smashed out the window as he was driving away after a heated dispute over Tiger’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.)