Snooki posted a shot of herself dressed for her cover shoot with Annex Magazine looking sleek and sophisticated. Instead of leopard print, big hair, and bling, Nicole Polizzi showed off some bangs, subdued makeup, and a long, elegant white dress.
Here’s the cover of Snooki’s issue:
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Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…
Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!
It seems so long ago, but just a couple of years back we were introduced to reality dad Jon Gosselin’s rebound girlfriend Hailey Glassman, and this photo surfaced of his new love passed out on a potted plant.
Now Snooki, who is deep in the bowels of Seaside Heights, a particularly meaningless and chaotic world, has also been intimate with potted vegetation while inebriated (“potted” is the key word here, most drunk people have found solace in somebody’s expertly pruned shrubs at some point in their party career.)
There are comments floating around the internet sayiing that Snooki is currently in labor, and about to give birth to baby boy Lorenzo. She was supposed to be due at the end of August, so it definitely makes sense if she is. One of Gawker’s readers told them this: Snooki is in labor. Right now!…
Say what you will about Jersey Shore‘s demonstrative little superstar meatball, but no one can argue that Snooki knows how to give fans what they want – and it was clear after Snooki’s makeup-free photo took the internet by storm last night that what they wanted was more all-natural Snooki! Normally, fans wanting more all-natural Snooki would probably have resulted in more nude photos and possibly a rather excruciating naked pole dancing video, but in this case it meant more picture of Snooki completely unSnookified!
Tonight the cast of Jersey Shore makes their triumphant return to television and to Seaside Heights as Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie, and Deena kick off the Season 5 Premiere of MTV’s smash hit reality series. Who ever would have ever thought that those tanned, drunk, half-naked, ridiculously nicknamed Guido and Guidettes gettin’ nasty in a hot tub would go on to become six five of the biggest celebrities on the planet?!?
Starcasm.net started not long before Jersey Shore debuted on MTV, so it was one of the first shows we covered from the very beginning. So, in honor of five seasons of contagious charismatic clubbing and GTL, I though I might compile Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever highlighting our lengthy and rather intimate (don’t worry – we used virus protection) relationship with the guys and gals of Joisey Shore!
Were you too busy partying New Year’s Eve and missed out on the latest misadventures of America’s most and least favorite Guidos and Guidettes? Not to worry! Thanks to starcasm.net and the folks over at MTV, you can watch Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore” any time you want, as many times as you want!
The fifth episode picks up immediately after the infamous Snooki Punch where we get to see an enraged Vinny almost get arrested, “The Situation” not letting his roommate’s misfortune interfere with his creeping and Snooki bleeding in the bathroom repeatedly pleading, “Oh my God, please don’t tell me I have missing teeth!”
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