SNL VIDEO Nuva Bling, birth control for glam girls
Justin Timberlake joined the 5-Timer’s club last night on SNL, but he wasn’t even in one of the best parts of the show: a fauxmercial for Nuva Bling.
It’s the perfect birth control for the Real Housewives crowd. As one of the ladies in the commercial points out: “I wanted birth control that takes a limo, not the city bus.”
It’s for girls who care more about glitter and style than preventing pregnancy, though. The “discreet yet diamond-encrusted ring” is only 70% effective at preventing pregnancy, but it is 100% effective at “getting’ dat swag on.”
You can customize Nuva Bling with charms, and “instead of throwing Nuva Bling away each month, you can use it as jewelry.”
“Did you get those earrings at Tiffany’s?” asks a lady of her friend’s sparkling new jewelry. She replies “Close, I got them from my vagina.”
Finally, some birth control for the fabulous!
