Justin Timberlake joined the 5-Timer’s club last night on SNL, but he wasn’t even in one of the best parts of the show: a fauxmercial for Nuva Bling.
It’s the perfect birth control for the Real Housewives crowd. As one of the ladies in the commercial points out: “I wanted birth control that takes a limo, not the city bus.”
It’s for girls who care more about glitter and style than preventing pregnancy, though. The “discreet yet diamond-encrusted ring” is only 70% effective at preventing pregnancy, but it is 100% effective at “getting’ dat swag on.”
You can customize Nuva Bling with charms, and “instead of throwing Nuva Bling away each month, you can use it as jewelry.”
“Did you get those earrings at Tiffany’s?” asks a lady of her friend’s sparkling new jewelry. She replies “Close, I got them from my vagina.”
Lady Gaga teamed up with one of Starcasm's favorite SNL hosts Justin Timberlake (the other favorites are Betty White, Alec Baldwin and Christopher Walken) for a follow up to the internet sensation "Mother Lover" (with Andy Samberg.) This time Andy and Justin, who also have the hit "D--- in a…
Star of the hit Netflix reality series Dubai Bling Safa Siddiqui has bounced back after giving birth to her second child. Her fans are wondering how she did it, and Siddiqui is spilling the beans in an Instagram AMA centered all around her postpartum body! Safa Dubai One of the…
Congratulations are in order for Dubai Bling's Safa Siddiqui! The Netflix star has given birth to her second daughter after a challenging journey documented in season one. Who is Safa Siddiqui? Safa Siddiqui is one of the cast members on Netflix Dubai Bling, a reality series which follows young, wealthy…
The Harsh Ness Monster returns! It’s been a while since this mythical snarky beast has graced the virtual pages of starcasm.net, and we’re proud to have him back! Ever since he exploded onto the internet scene with his morbid take on the severely depressed Lindsay Lohan and her Marylin Monroe tribute tattoo, The Harsh Ness Monster has developed a dedicated following that are constantly harassing our inbox with requests for his return.
Well now you can both relax! Enjoy the only known living curmudgeonosaurus rex in all his prehysterical glory!
The image you see appears harmless enough until you realize what it indicates. The truth is disturbing, bone-chilling, and a dire warning. Read on to find out why you should be horrified of this map, our Fear and Trembling for June 17th, 2010!
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
Is this a new ad campaign for the Chinese rip off Krondike Bar? Nope, it’s Xi Wang the panda from the zoo in Wuhan, located in central China’s Hubei province. The zoo uses ice blocks to help the animals deal with the high temperatures.
A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face. Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!
The Harsh Ness Monster returns! It’s been a while since this mythical snarky beast has graced the virtual pages of starcasm.net, and we’re proud to have him back! Ever since he exploded onto the internet scene with his morbid take on the severely depressed Lindsay Lohan and her Marylin Monroe tribute tattoo, The Harsh Ness Monster has developed a dedicated following that are constantly harassing our inbox with requests for his return.
Well now you can both relax! Enjoy the only known living curmudgeonosaurus rex in all his prehysterical glory!
The image you see appears harmless enough until you realize what it indicates. The truth is disturbing, bone-chilling, and a dire warning. Read on to find out why you should be horrified of this map, our Fear and Trembling for June 17th, 2010!
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
Is this a new ad campaign for the Chinese rip off Krondike Bar? Nope, it’s Xi Wang the panda from the zoo in Wuhan, located in central China’s Hubei province. The zoo uses ice blocks to help the animals deal with the high temperatures.
A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face. Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!
The Harsh Ness Monster returns! It’s been a while since this mythical snarky beast has graced the virtual pages of starcasm.net, and we’re proud to have him back! Ever since he exploded onto the internet scene with his morbid take on the severely depressed Lindsay Lohan and her Marylin Monroe tribute tattoo, The Harsh Ness Monster has developed a dedicated following that are constantly harassing our inbox with requests for his return.
Well now you can both relax! Enjoy the only known living curmudgeonosaurus rex in all his prehysterical glory!
The image you see appears harmless enough until you realize what it indicates. The truth is disturbing, bone-chilling, and a dire warning. Read on to find out why you should be horrified of this map, our Fear and Trembling for June 17th, 2010!
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
Is this a new ad campaign for the Chinese rip off Krondike Bar? Nope, it’s Xi Wang the panda from the zoo in Wuhan, located in central China’s Hubei province. The zoo uses ice blocks to help the animals deal with the high temperatures.
A young man by the name of Jared Michael thought it would be a good idea to take a selfie as a train zoomed by. Kid estimated that he was at a safe distance but the locomotive engineer’s boot had other ideas as it seriously said “HELLO” to the side of his face. Warning: Remove cheese puffs and/or liquids from pie hole because this clip will induce involuntary spit takes!
The Harsh Ness Monster returns! It’s been a while since this mythical snarky beast has graced the virtual pages of starcasm.net, and we’re proud to have him back! Ever since he exploded onto the internet scene with his morbid take on the severely depressed Lindsay Lohan and her Marylin Monroe tribute tattoo, The Harsh Ness Monster has developed a dedicated following that are constantly harassing our inbox with requests for his return.
Well now you can both relax! Enjoy the only known living curmudgeonosaurus rex in all his prehysterical glory!
The image you see appears harmless enough until you realize what it indicates. The truth is disturbing, bone-chilling, and a dire warning. Read on to find out why you should be horrified of this map, our Fear and Trembling for June 17th, 2010!
Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!
Is this a new ad campaign for the Chinese rip off Krondike Bar? Nope, it’s Xi Wang the panda from the zoo in Wuhan, located in central China’s Hubei province. The zoo uses ice blocks to help the animals deal with the high temperatures.
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