SFW animated gifs from Nadya Suleman’s “Octomom: Home Alone” softcore video

ByAsa Hawks

Nadya Suleman Octomom Home Alone photo

What better way to start off your week than with some surreal housewife-themed animated gifs from Nadya Suleman’s new softcore masterpiece Octomom: Home Alone? It may take a moment for all of them to load, but let me assure you the ridiculousness is well worth the wait! (I completely avoided making a “load” joke there.)

So, without further ado, here is America’s favorite mother of 14 showing all the moms how to heat up their lives while stuck at home alone doing housework in…

NADYA SULIMANIMATED GIFS!

5. The Ironing Bored
Nadya Suleman dancing in Octomom Home Alone

4. The Chop ‘N’ Chew
Animated gif of Nadya Suleman in the kitchen from Octomom Home Alone

3. The Iron Huah!
Nadya Suleman Octomom Home Alone animated gif

2. The Tssssssssss OW!
Animated gif of Nadya Suleman doing some erotic ironing in Octomom Home Alone

1. The Sour Milk
Animated gif of Nadya Suleman sniffing sour milk from Octomom Home Alone

If that permanently damaged your retina or brains you have my apologies. (Still want more? Be sure to check out all 10 over at Buzzfeed!)

In other Octomom news, Nadya Suleman is reportedly thinking about going down under, and I don’t mean that in a kind of erotic movie way. Nadya’s dad told Woman’s Day that she is considering relocating to Australia! Could you imagine being on that plane trip?

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