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Rich kids flaunt their wealth and excess on Instagram and Tumblr

ByStarcasm Staff

The thing that’s making the rounds today is a Tumblr blog that posts Ingram photos of rich kids so filthy wealthy they take baths in champagne and caviar that they got via overpriced bottle service.

There’s something about these photos that doesn’t exactly make the wealth all that enviable. Stay with me for a moment. Say you have millons of dollars, and all you can think to do with it is spent $100,000 at a club? That’s kind of boring.

Okay, but some of these other pics aren’t boring, like riding on elephants, and jetpacks, and yacht water slides.

This is how the the 1% lives, maybe the 0.50% even.

Are their parents (you know, the people who are actually making all this money) happy about it? Not really. Dell CEO Michael Dell shut down his 18-year-old daughter Alexa’s twitter account when a photo of her brother devouring a buffet on the way to Fiji hit the site.

Enjoy. Live vicariously. Pretend you’re in a freakin’ Frank Ocean song.

Personal chef

Versace gold plated AK47

Pool water is just more beautiful when you’re rich

Jet Pack

Safari

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