PHOTOS What Courtney Stodden looks like going to church
Twitter’s terribly trashy teen titillater Courtney Stodden took time out from her gratuitous tweeting to attend church services in Los Angeles this morning. As you might have expected, the newly-turned 17 year old wasn’t afraid to bring the sexy and was sporting a revealing black minidress with a peek-a-boo lace back and walking on a pair of intimidatingly steep metallic gold stiletto heels.
Also along for Courtney’s come to Jesus moment was the other, more elderly half of the infamous “Dourtney” supercouple, 51-year-old hubby Doug Hutchinson. Oh, and Courtney’s recently proven to be not fake breasts.
And here’s a back view of Dourtney, revealing Courtney’s diamond-shaped lace window in the back of her dress:
Sadly, Courtney didn’t share any of her Twittillating tweets about her trip to the House of God, but she did share this little tidbit later in the day:
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!
And just in case you needed a nice pair of tweets, here’s Courtney’s prose from last night:
Had such a satisfying Saturday night – Feeling ready to lock myself up, strip off my wear & bounce into a daring evening of erotic dreams…
Ah heck, how ’bout one more tweet from earlier Saturday?
Provocatively preparing my provokingly perky package for a pulsating night filled with puurfect party passion – meow 😉
I just hope Courtney didn’t go to confession! That poor preacher’s ear! (Not to mention the big man upstairs!)
I also hope (or dare I say pray) that Courtney had herself one of Phaedra Parks’ infamous prayer cloths! What’s that, you missed that episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Here’s Phaedra’s definition with a couple words added at the beginning to give it the proper Phaedra flare:
Everybody knows… “The prayer cloth is a covering so that you don’t offend people with your luscious thighs and knee caps during service.”
Actually, Courtney may need something more along the lines of a prayer blanket.
Anyways… here are a couple looooong last looks at Courtney in her Sunday best:
Photos: Splash News
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