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PHOTOS Nicole Kidman completes transition into Barbie doll

ByAsa Hawks

Nicole Kidman looking like a Barbie doll at the UK premiere of Nine

We’ve all seen it coming for some time and judging from this photo taken of Nicole Kidman at the UK film premiere for the film Nine in London, the moment has arrived! Forget Chaz Bono and trans-gendering, Nicole has taken celebrity transformation to a whole new level by actually becoming a doll! Movie-goers are excited because the transition into an inanimate piece of plastic will almost certainly improve her acting abilities.

Mattel has already immortalized the moment, which took place at Odeon Leicester Square on December 3, just in time for Christmas:

Red Carpet Nicole Kidman Barbie doll

The Nicole Kidman Red Carpet Barbie doll has limited flexibility

And of course Nicole is compatible with all sorts of Barbie accessories:

Nicole Kidman Red Carpet Barbie car

The Nicole Kidman Barbie and living room furniture

If you’d like to know more about Nicole’s transition, be sure to see her previous form as a supermodelquin!

(If you’re interested in buying one of those blinged-out Barbie cars, be sure to hop over to jandjdesign.biz!

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