PHOTOS Natalie Portman wears a Grimace dress to “Brothers” Premiere?

Natalie Portman wore a McBlobby purple dress on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest movie “Brothers” in New York City November 22, 2009.

I saw the trailer for this movie, which also stars Tobey MaGuire and Jake Gyllenhaal, and it didn’t look like the kind of movie you would wear a McDonald’s Grimace dress to promote. Maybe this was some sort of anti-meat protest by the famously vegetarian Natalie Portman?

Nah, I’m just kidding. Natalie’s dress may have been Grimace-inspired, but it wasn’t actually Grimace:

I know I’m not alone when I say that the actual Grimace dress looks waaaay better! Grimace has always been powerful sexy and Natalie Portman ain’t too shabby either, and for me the combination is downright erotic! And there is that attractive irony between a poor-quality beef product mascot and a rabid vegetarian. Mmmmmmm…irony. If Zooey Deschanel shows up in a snug Hamburglar costume I think I may pass out.

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