PHOTOS Ke$ha as Naughty $murfette at Casio’s “Shock the World” event

Singer and Hot Topic poster child Ke$ha arrived on the red carpet at the Casio ‘Shock the World’ event looking like she just got off work from the Smurf Village Happy Ending Massage Parlor with bright blue lipstick and matching blue “scratches” on her arm. (Smurfs only have three fingers and a thumb, right?) (If you look closely I think she has a Smurf bone earring!)

Smuggy Punk Smurf later performed on stage with some added trashtastic accouterments including fishnet stockings, a blue Ace Frehley star on her eye and a whole bunch of patchwork metallic snakeskin stickers:

In an attempt to temper the inevitable disappointment of those in attendance Ke$ha whipped out her now infamous machine gun guitar to a raucous spattering of applause:

Here’s a full-length shot of Ke$ha so you can see her entire attitude:

I’m beginning to think this article is a bit harsh. My apologies to the lovely Ke$ha and her fans – I’m going to drink some coffee and try to find a little inner peace before I start my next post…

(The Casio ‘Shock the World’ event took place at The Manhattan Center on August 2, 2010 in New York City.) Photos: Jason Kempin/Getty Images