PHOTOS Dita Von Teese launches new Wonderbra collection
Could there be anything more important?!? Human pinup Dita Von Teese launched her new Wonderbra collection at the Dorchester Hotel in London on September 23, 2009 and we have the pictures to prove it! Sadly, Dita opted out of modeling the lingerie herself and let a couple other nice young ladies do the hard work.
Hmmmm… Dita sure is pale! She’d better be careful because she is dangerously close to becoming the butt of a Pee Wee Herman/Elvira “If They Mated” joke! (Awwwww Dita, you know I’m just Von Teesin’ ya!)
I dunno about the bowtie nipples.
(Thanks Dita! Only you could inspire me to create sentences like “I dunno about the bowtie nipples.”)
