PHOTOS David Beckham is 2nd sexiest man alive on a motorcycle
Just when us mortal men thought we couldn’t feel any mortaller, superhuman hunkster David Beckham cranked up the testosterawesome by going for a ride on his F131 Hellcat Combat motorcycle in Malibu, California earlier today.
The soccer star (and recent father for the fourth time) went easy riding over to Cindy Crawford’s Cafe Habana for lunch with the fam after his training session with the L.A. Galaxy. ***SIGH*** He even somehow managed to pull off wearing a ridiculous orange helmet that on anyone else’s head would instantly transform them into Andy Samberg or worse.
Ahhh, so what’s the post title all about then? Could I possibly believe Jesse James is sexier than David Beckham? Nope. Not only does the man I’m talking about out-sexify the Becks (two wheels or not) but he’s also got a badder ass ride! Oh, and this guy apparently has difficulty keeping his motorbike upright and it still doesn’t matter! So who am I talking about? I’m talking about Mr. Jolie himself, Brad Pitt. (CLICK HERE for testosterapalooza courtesy of the Pittster and his custom viagracycle.)
And just in case you were curious, you can get a ride just like the Becks and it will only set you back about $64,000! (Seriously, that wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I can guarantee Brad Pitt’s bike – even dinged up – will run you waaaaay more than that!)
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From the Confederate Motor Company web site:
The Hellcat Combat is presented as a limited edition variant of the second and final generation of the Hellcat series. The Combat features a design specific hand ported and polished head design, ultra high compression, special camshaft grind, retuned intake system, which harmoniously result in a 12% gain in rear wheel horsepower and a 4% increase in rear wheel torque. Front and rear compression and rebound suspension rates are recalculated for superior handling, more detailed feedback and increased rider control.
A new sport seat and Combat specific finish completes the machine. The result is an exotic balance of power and beauty. A discreet “Combat” insignia is engraved on the outer primary machined aircraft-grade aluminum timing chest.
I drive a Honda Civic. For some reason I feel like George Costanza right after he gets out of a swimming pool…
***It should be noted that the title of “Sexiest Man Alive On A Motorcycle” isn’t the same as “Sexiest Man Alive On Two Wheels,” which clearly belongs to this man!
Top Photo: Deano / Splash News
Motorcycle photo: Jacson / Splash News
