PHOTOS 2009 Emmy Awards red carpet KIM KARDASHIAN and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

Kim Kardashian often gets criticized for being one of the most famous people on the planet without having any actual talents to speak of, aside from being damn good at being famous. For those naysayers out there, let me present photographic proof that Kim Kardashian is indeed talented at something, perhaps more so than any other celebrity outside of Christina Hendricks — and I’m not talking about modeling bikinis!

Jon C. Hopwood has written a great many respectful and detailed mini biographies on IMDB for celebs from Henry Miller to January Jones. He recently rewrote Kim Kardashian’s biography, and he wasn’t so kind. It’s a scathing review of Kim as a celebrity, and rings with a lot of truth, using quotes from actors like Jon Hamm and Jonah Hill to support his unpleasant view of the reality star, and likens our making a celebrity of her to the wanton orgies in Rome. Basically he says the fact that we made Kim Kardashian a celebrity because she had a sex tape signals the fall of our civilization. This theory seems a little extreme, but maybe he’s right.