PHOTO – Jessica Simpson is a “Mummy” for Halloween; confirms pregnancy

ByStarcasm Staff

Jessica Simpson Pregnant mummy
Jessica Simpson didn’t get the rumored $500,000 to confirm her pregnancy. (She doesn’t need it anyway, girl is literally rolling around in money.)

Instead, she posed dressed as a mummy for Halloween and made an “announcement” via Twitter linking to her website where she is very “mummified” in the British sense of the word. Congrats to Jessica and fiance Eric Johnson!

She’s a really nice Texas girl with a ton of charisma, and hopefully she and her new family will be super happy!
Story via Amy Grindhouse



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