PHOTO Mike Sorrentino’s book cover for ‘Here’s the Situation’

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For all of you wannabe Guidos who couldn’t learn enough about the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of creeping on chicks, avoiding grenades, and getting in your GTL on the Jersey Shore, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just the book for you!

Scheduled to be published November 2, 2010 and aptly titled Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore, the book promises to “take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations.”

From Amazon.com:

Listen, dawg. You’re probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you’ve had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro.

This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can’t all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it’s my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.

This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.

And in case the book isn’t enough, you can also relieve some of your Situation frustration with his workout DVD titled The Situation Workout:

DVD Contents:
Five-15 minute express segments:
Ripped Upper Body: Get large and in charge working the upper body with 3 sets of exercises focused on each muscle group.
Juiced Glutes and Legs: Use dumbbells in these powerful plyometrics to get pumped, lean legs.
Killer Arms: Star in your own gun show by working those biceps, triceps, and forearms for explosive results
Awesome Abs: Hit the floor for an abs routine to get your own six-pack.
Insane Abs: A more challenging routine for those that really want a set of Situation abs.
BONUS! The Sitch s Secret Exercise: THE secret recipe to Mike s famous abs.