PHOTO Kristen Stewart wears a stereogram skirt to Twilight New Moon fan event

At the Twilight Saga New Moon photocall in Paris Kristen Stewart really glammed it up, but she wore the glamor about like an alley cat wears water (I included a photo at the bottom of this post). K-Stew followed that up at the UK New Moon fan party held at the Battersea Evolution in London wearing some sort of yellow, black and blue lizard top with a skirt that looks as though Cookie Monster chewed up Bert and Kermit and then threw them back up. (My tribute to the 40th anniversary of Sesame Street! Happy Birthday!)

BUT WAIT! As is almost always the case, it seems I may have rushed to celebrity judgment. Although confused and repulsed by the pukey mess around Kristen’s waist, I couldn’t help but stare at it – and after a minute or so I began to see something! It’s a stereogram! Don’t believe me? Try it yourself:

Cooooooooooooool! That Kristen Stewart – she’s so hip! Or perhaps I should say, “she’s so hemp!”

Close call Kristen! If that skirt wasn’t actually a Mary Jane-inspired optical illusion your outfit would have been nothing short of a hideously disgusting ode to amphibious roadkill. Great save!

(Of course I’m kidding about the skirt. I suppose it might actually be a stereogram, but there’s no way I was going to stare at it long enough to find out!)

Photo: Fame Pictures

Here’s alley cat Kristen glammed up all perty at the photocall of The Twilight Saga: New Moon at the Crillon Hotel in Paris, France on November 10, 2009. (Photo by Frederic Nebinger/ABACAPRESS.COM)

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