LINKS! Michael Cohen’s bad day, Tony Robbins apologizes, Ashley Greene topless…
VOX – Yesterday the FBI raided the home and office of Michael Cohen, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, and confiscated anything and everything they could find related to Cohen’s $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels. In a strange detail I’m genuinely curious to find out more about, the FBI also raided Cohen’s hotel room, located in NYC just like his home and office
CELEBITCHY – A day after telling #MeToo victims that they’re only trying to get a share of the spotlight by bringing down the celebrities they’re accusing, self-help guru and “Frankenstein-looking version of Gwyneth Paltrow” Tony Robbins would like you to know that he misspoke and is totally 100% in favor of the movement
THE BLEMISH – Here’s Ashley Greene and four of her closest friends going topless on a dare during Greene’s bachelorette boat party on the open ocean
JEZEBEL – Pulitzer Prize- and MacArthur Fellowship-winning author Junot Diaz just disclosed in a lengthy personal essay that he was raped multiple times at the age of eight
LAINEY GOSSIP – “Like a trip to the dentist — it’s just something we have to get through” is my new favorite description of the upcoming Han Solo spinoff movie, which is probably going to be the hot mess everyone’s expecting but which now has a “jaunty new trailer” that looks kind of good
DLISTED – The strangest thing about Mariah Carey’s appearance in this commercial for Hostelworld is that she somehow agreed to dress up like someone who stays in hostels instead of hotels to save money
REALITY TEA – Jax Taylor is “just tired of the ‘I was drunk I don’t remember'” stories about James Kennedy and Kristen Doute either “hooking up” or “hanging out,” which is pretty rich coming from him
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Lesley Murphy and Dean Unglert have officially split, four months after he gave her a key to his house instead of a rose at the end of The Bachelor Winter Games
(Photo credit: Michael Cohen’s bad day via Elder Ordonez / Splash News)
