REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump vs. Kristen Doute was the main event during LVP’s Watch What Happens Live appearance, only Kristen had to respond to Lisa’s insults via Twitter since she wasn’t also on the show. WWHL should offer an in-picture live feed of the person most likely to get roasted by the person actually on the show, just for social media
JEZEBEL – Oh thank God, I wasn’t the only person watching the Golden Globes who thought “The Kominsky Method? What the f*ck is that?” You could have told me it was a show about how there are so many TV shows that someone decided to just make one up and talk it up until it won awards and I would have believed you. (And now I wish that’s what it was actually about)
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – It turns out that Kendall Jenner’s super big hush-hush life-altering secret is that she’s actually a paid spokesperson for a well-known brand of acne treatment creams whose name we won’t glorify by repeating it here. So people have been rightly roasting Kendall and Kris for their buildup
CELEBITCHY – What even is Gwyneth Paltrow, anymore? And am I still allowed to enjoy The Royal Tenenbaums?
VOX – “Anyone in authority [claiming a terrorism crisis] to bolster support for building the wall or any other physical barrier along the southern border is most likely guilty of fear mongering and willfully misleading the American people.” –One of Donald Trump’s former top counterterrorism experts
THE BLEMISH – See, I like this news because the more people turn down hosting the Oscars the more likely it is that the ceremony will actually be helmed by a monkey in a tuxedo
THE BLAST – Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin toured a home in Encino CA with 10 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, 12,500 total square feet, and a $13 million price tag — and here are some photos
LAINEY GOSSIP – Day of Teaser Trailers, #1: The good stuff is on lockdown until the final season premiere, but you can enjoy these three seconds of new Game of Thrones footage and parse them for clues until April
DLISTED – Day of Teaser Trailers, #2: The Haunting of Sharon Tate, starring Hilary Duff and what feels like at least a couple decades’ worth of anticipation at this point, is apparently going to be hot garbage. I am getting a definite The Room vibe from this trailer — one to watch, for sure
(Photo credits: Lisa Vanderpump vs. Kristen Doute via ENT / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or Twitter @john_starcasm.