LINKS! Ellen Page married, Sneaky Brad Pitt, Crossushi craze…
DLISTED – Out with Christmas Boobs of Instagram and in with Instagram Crossushi, which is a sushi roll inside a croissant. This food craze to be followed closely by Nuts And Gum
REALITY TEA – Enjoy this photo gallery of the Love & Hip Hop Miami screening party, which looks like it was a gorgeous good time full of people only pretending to get along until they film the reunion special
CELEBITCHY – Donald Trump is using Twitter to warn-brag North Korea’s Kim Jong Un of Trump’s “powerful Nuclear Button.” I know there’s an emasculatory clitoris joke to be made in there somewhere, but now I’m too frightened by the possibility of nuclear conflict to find it
JEZEBEL – In unrelated and far happier news: Ellen Page got married to her girlfriend Emma Portner, congrats!
THE BLEMISH – This story about Brad Pitt using his real name when he flirts reminds me of the time Paul McCartney talked about taking The Beatles on the road to play a bunch of middle-of-nowhere clubs, and how nobody would recognize them because they’d wear wigs and only do covers
VOX – The “bomb cyclone” currently bearing down on America’s entire Eastern Seaboard is “just a bad storm with good branding” — so, to those of you in its path, we hope you’re still able to read this
LAINEY GOSSIP – 43-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his (latest) 20-year-old model girlfriend Camila Morrone continue to insist — after spending New Year’s together, then traveling back to LA together on a private jet — that they are just friends
THE SUPERFICIAL – In an effort to deter thieves, Kim Kardashian wants it known that her latest mansion has a strict no-jewelry policy. I’m trying the same thing with high-gravity beers this year in an effort to deter hangovers
UPROXX – For anyone annoyed by Coachella’s rock-free 2018 lineup, here’s a helpful reminder that the festival has been going pop-friendly for years
(Photo credit: Ellen Page married via Nicky Nelson / WENN.com)
