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CELEBITCHY – Videos of Lindsay Lohan dancing have gone viral, thanks apparently to her uncanny resemblance to Elaine Benes busting a move on Seinfeld. But is she really that terrible? You be the judge! THE BLEMISH – Several weeks after Kanye went on Jimmy Kimmel Live and acknowledged that his family has done nothing to…

DLISTED – Here’s the story of one woman who managed to escape R. Kelly’s alleged sex cult clutches REALITY TEA – Danni Baird from Southern Charm talks marriage, dishes on Kathryn Dennis and Landon Clements JEZEBEL – “Broscectomy parties” are now a thing CELEBITCHY – The next book in the Game of Thrones series has…

VOX – The ongoing saga of Brett Kavanaugh and the four women who’ve accused him of a variety of sexual misconduct is, ultimately, “a test of how much we care about sexual assault” JEZEBEL – About the four women who’ve come forward against Kavanaugh: the newest claims made against him are that Kavanaugh raped a…

DLISTED – It’s a foregone conclusion that Cardi D and Megan Thee Stallion have the song of the summer and the soundtrack to the latest political frenzy with WAP. The story isn’t even that WAP goes #1; it’s how stunningly and completely the song took over the pop culture landscape: in just eight days, WAP…

JEZEBEL – Dolly Parton is in talks to reprise her famous 1978 Playboy photo shoot — potentially right down to the black leotard — to celebrate her 75th birthday in a few months. That doesn’t necessarily mean the legend is going to grace the world with Dolly Parton topless shots, though; Dolly says she’ll do…

THE BLEMISH – Apparently the poo that broke the puppy’s back in Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s marriage was the time that he was two hours late to her birthday party and she was so mad at him that she took a sh!t in their bed, which she blamed on their six-pound dog and which…