K-Fed’s aunt e-pens erotic e-book based on Britney Spears, Kevin Federline relationship
Finally! I know we’ve all been thinking for years that the ill-fated marriage between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline would be the perfect inspiration for an erotic novel. Okay. So maybe NO ONE envisioned this except for K-Fed’s aunt, Diane Story. And yes, her name is actually Diane “Story.”
This Pulitzer hopeful is entitled “Pop Baby Krissy Doucet: Pop Babies 1.” It focuses on the title characters Krissy Doucet and her, “sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll” romance with a dancer named Keenan Fazio. Here is a blurb from the e-book:
“The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler? A woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires. Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?”
What, no mention of a Starbucks iced quad venti latte!?! This is just the first in a series of books by Aunt Diane. Via Story’s official website:
“Pop Baby Krissy Doucet’” will be available on April 26 for $4.99, and the next book in the series, ‘Pop Baby Maddy Fortin,’ will be released on May 30.
Look, I understand we’ve all got that strange aunt or uncle, but writing an erotica tale based on your relationship with an ex-wife!?! That’s just cray-cray. On that note, she’s running a contest in which a lucky winner of an online contest will receive a vintage Britney Spears & Kevin Federline wedding invitation (it was probably hers).
Maybe Spears and her fiancee Jason Trawick will sit up together at night and have a good laugh while thumbing through Story’s story about Keenan Fazio. Or maybe not…
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