DJ Pauly D childhood photo ballin’ on a tricycle
Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D recently tweeted this photographic proof that he was too cool for school long before becoming a reality star on MTV! The photo features lil Pauly hamming it up aboard his ballin’ three-wheeler from back when GTL meant gum, tricycles, Legend of Zelda!
Lil Pauly must have had a thing for bikes, because in one of the only other childhood photos of Pauly D to surface features a him a little bit older siding astride a dirt bike! Something tells me that little dude was Mr. Spin the Bottle!
You know, if I had the first pick in some sort of Jersey Shore fantasy league draft I would almost certainly blow it on JWoww, but that’s only because I have a soft spot for intimidatingly attractive women who would never ever have anything to with me – and even if they did it would only be a matter of days until I was the physical and emotional equivalent of a chewed up dog toy.
But, if you toss out my libidinous JWoww blindspot, there would be no other option but to draft Mr. Paul Delvecchio with that top pick! Someway, somehow DJ Pauly D manages to traverse episode after episode of drunken idiocy, grenade jumping, car wrecks, wall banging, arrests, lez-be-honest moments, felonious brawling, and more without ever looking ridiculous. Whatever the split is in the house, ol’ Pauly D is always on the side that favors chilling out. In other words, dude is cool.
Although we now have more evidence that Pauly D was probably born with all his awesomeness, the same cannot be said for his signature blowout hairdo. But, thanks to the magic of PhotoShop, we can see what it would have looked like if lil Pauly D had been born with the Pauly ‘do!
The little girls never woulda had a chance.