Craigslist ad for beagle Molly could have been written by M. Night Shyamalan

Normally, someone being forced to give up his pet after four years is not something to smile about. But the creator of this Roanoke, Virginia Craigslist ad about his beagle Molly is a rare exception:

And in case, for whatever reason, you were unable to read the ad with the photo, here is the text:

MY girlfriend does not like my beagle molly. SO i have to rehome her.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So. . .. . …anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!

 

I think I’ll pass 😉

h/t Reddit