Chicago man catches guy in bed with girlfriend, sets his junk on fire
Talk about flicking your Bic!
When an unidentified Chicago man came across the scene of another man in bed with his girlfriend on Monday, he did what any reasonable fellow would and set lover boy’s genitals on fire after beating him unconscious.
The jealous boyfriend said, “This will be a lesson to you, I lit your (genitals) on fire,” as he took out his Bic, which was on a “high” setting, and put the flame to the other man’s privates. This ignited the victim back to consciousness and he hauled butt to an area laundromat where he was found by police applying Vaseline to his burns in a desperate attempt to ease the pain.
According to the police report the victim was taken to Holy Cross Hospital and transferred to the burn unit at the University of Chicago Hospital. Surprisingly enough, the Chicago Tribune reports that no one is in custody stemming from the incident.
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