CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY! Silly take on Project Runway Season 6 Episode 1

Gordana Gehlhausen

Gordana Gehlhausen

Second up is the Florida blue “High on a Frilltop” outfit from Gordana. Perhaps due in part to the celebrity judge for the first episode, I instantly wanted to stick Lindsay Lohan in this one. I like the shape of the bottom half of the dress but wasn’t too fond of the Florigami stuff going on upstairs. Initially I thought using a gaunt Lohan would just make it worse (and funny) but Lindsay does got some serious bubbies and I like the top a little more with some bosom poured in there. (There’s still a little of the funny factor with Lindsay’s skeletal over-sized bobblehead. Or should I say “booblehead?”)
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Lindsay "Bobblehead" Lohan fills out the frilltop by Gordana

Lindsay "Bobblehead" Lohan fills out the frilltop by Gordana nicely


Ari Fish

Ari Fish

Last is the outfit so bad it lost to the last-second see-through nightgown cape with a shag collar made by Mitchell. I’m still not sure Ari isn’t actually Samantha Ronson (that would explain Lindsay Lohan’s appearance), though that might be too much of an insult for poor Samantha. Every year there’s a contestant that I dislike right away – normally due to what seems like an unfounded overconfidence – and once again that was the case, with this season’s hubristic annoyance being Ari Fish. All that crap about “I don’t sketch” while doing handstands and skipping around in her Sunday-comics-collage form-fitting body suit and denim shorts. Grrrrr! Well Ari, maybe if you had been able to sketch your outfit in advance you would have seen how ridiculous it looked! The model looked as though she was wearing a super-sized deflated silver soccer ball with no indication of a human form at all! I suppose, as Michael Kors suggested, the outfit may have been “too great” for us mere mortals to comprehend its greatness, but even if so, it was completely wrong for the red carpet! Anyway, the soccer ball imagery combined with the dehumanizing affect of the lack of form made me think of Victoria Beckham. (Crash course in Victoriana – She used to be “Posh Spice,” she’s really toothpicky, even for a toothpick and she’s married to the film-title-inspiring soccer uberstar (and male hottie) David Beckham. Here’s her Poshness rockin’ Ari’s “Soccer Bomb” outfit. I spared Victoria from the complete hideous ensemble by allowing her to keep her own shoes (no knee-high leather boots) and her designer handbag.
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OshPosh B'Fish

PoshKosh B'Fish

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