Donald Trump's mushroom dick
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Thanks to Stormy Daniels, we know which video game character Donald Trump’s dick looks like

ByJohn

If you don’t want to know anything about Donald Trump’s mushroom dick — including which video game character Trump’s former mistress Stormy Daniels unflatteringly compares it to — then please, by all means, turn away. But if your morbid curiosity’s gotten the best of you, we’re here to reveal some of the details from Full…

How much does Meghan Markle's wedding dress cost 2
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Meghan Markle’s wedding dress costs as much as Stormy Daniels’ silence

ByJohn

It turns out that $130,000 can buy a person all sorts of different things. In a bizarre quirk of the conversion rate, the answer to the questions “How much does Meghan Markle’s wedding dress cost?” and “How much did Donald Trump pay for Stormy Daniels’ silence?” is exactly the same. According to the Daily Mail,…

Stormy Daniels is ready to spill the tea (among other fluids)
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Stormy Daniels is ready to spill the tea (among other fluids)

ByJohn

Stormy Daniels’ dress is about to surpass Monica Lewinsky’s as the most talked-about article of clothing in modern American political history. The former adult actress extended her saga with now-President Donald Trump this week by claiming she’s still got the dress she wore during her brief fling with Trump, which she’s going to get tested…