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PHOTOS Real Danny Trejo posing with balloon art Danny Trejo is my new favorite thing

ByAsa Hawks

There is not much cooler in this world than actor Danny Trejo, but balloon art Danny Trejo comes mighty close. Combine the two, and the incomparable result is a near overdose of Trejotrulescence! Danny Trejo is in Belton, Texas this weekend as a special celebrity guest at the Bell County Comic Con, and in honor…

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Jose Canseco blew his finger off while cleaning his gun

ByDarren O

Jose Canseco, a former big league slugger and the man mostly responsible for pulling back the curtain on the epidemic of steroid use in Major League Baseball, accidentally shot off one of his fingers while trying to clean his gun. Find out what happened from his fiancee and get her and his daughter’s Twitter responses to all the jokes being made about Jose since news of the accident spread.

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Jose Canseco links global warming to Titanic disaster

ByDarren O

Noted roid rager and MLB veteran Jose Canseco frequently blesses us all with his astounding revelations about the world around us. On Sunday philosopher Jose went on a wonderful stream-of-Twitter-consciousness posting about global warming and the historic Titanic disaster. Become enlightened and see the exact moment when Jose might have gained his intellectual prowess!