Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Season 2, Episode 3 “Unbeweavable” – Watch as Sheree pulls Kim’s wig!

Lisa’s making a clothing line, and is hiring a designer to work with her. Sheree says that Lisa’s a fake designer because she doesn’t actually design the clothes. Of course, Sheree doesn’t design her clothes either, so I’m confused here. Sheree mentions that fact that she picks out buttons by herself. Lisa says she doesn’t understand Sheree’s critique because she’s doing the same thing Lisa’s doing. Neither of these women are designers, but Lisa always ends up sounding less insane about everything she does. I suspect she might be more in denial about her life than I originally thought, what with her imaginary empire, house problems, and cash problems.

Sheree’s friend Tania thinks Sheree’s sense of style is great. She is also making an obvious bid to be on the show, popping up in scenes, fawning over She by Sheree, and later, digging her claws in the other cast members. Somebody wrote a script for herself and is following it line for line.

Nene goes to Kim’s house with gifts for her kids, ready to talk it out yet again. Kim says she can’t trust Sheree but wants to go out and have fun with Nene.

During Lisa’s meeting about her fashion line, Lisa’s brings up having Nene model, and they call her a plus size. Lisa’s seems shocked and says Nene will flip out about being called “plus-sized” because she thinks she’s a size 8.

Lisa meets with Nene to talk about her fertility clinic experience, and Sheree’s foreclosure. Lisa seems clueless about why exactly she was going to a fertility specialist. Sometimes she says its because she wants to have twins, sometimes its because she wants a girl. I haven’t done my research, so I’m not sure if they can even pick the sex of the baby, but the whole thing is a little weird.

Kandi meets up with her friend TLC’s T-Boz, who’s about to tour in Japan. T-Boz says she doesn’t like dating a man with too many baby mamas, cause she can’t deal with too many heiffas. Yet another person Kandi knows who’s suspicious of A.J., who has 6 kids and 4 baby mamas. T-Boz is right, that’s a lot of women and kids to deal with, I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

Sheree’s having a girl party because she didn’t get her big Independence Party. Sheree’s friend Tania gets right into the Housewives group and starts with some rapid fire insults, ragging on Nene’s weight and telling Lisa she needed to do something with her hair. She tells Lisa she’s got swimmers hair, so they can push her in the pool. Tania’s snark was annoying. Sure, it’s fun to watch girls pull wigs of other girls after they have a history, but for a woman to walk into a group of ladies she doesn’t know and shoot off rapid fire insults isn’t fun for anybody. Hazing works the other way around, honey.

Lisa and Nene didn’t cut the b*tch even thought they probably wanted to. Instead they decided to handle the situation in a classy way: they walked out and reentered the party with new attitudes.

~ Carrie Glass

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