Amanda Bynes wants to be a rapper, addresses Rihanna tweets

ByAsa Hawks

Amanda Bynes as a rapper photo

Amanda Bynes was back on Twitter today to continue defending herself against allegations of mental instability as well as drug and alcohol abuse. She also addressed her “mocked up” tweets from yesterday telling Rihanna that Chris Brown beat her because she “wasn’t pretty enough” and “you look so ugly tryin to be white.” Oh, and Amanda also announced she’s “looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”

First up, Amanda addresses her arrest:

For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!

After that, someone tweeted a photo of the cover of The New York Post‘s Page Six that featured a photo of Amanda smoking along with the headline, “Ranting Amanda Rips RiRi,” to which Amanda responded with:

“@matthewnewcomen: @AmandaBynes You made the ny post! Bashing riri? http://t.co/PRO5kz7bD7” I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day! That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn’t do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I’m so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn’t commit. I’m suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.

So Rihanna responded to a “mocked up” tweet? That is some mighty intricate mocking up!

It’s exciting to know that Amanda Bynes is looking to pursue a career as a rapper, and will even be starring in a music video with Rihanna one day. I thought I might take the opportunity to help her out with choosing a rapper name. Here are the best I could come up with:

Cray-Z
Loopy Fiasco
Notorious W.I.G.
Wiz Kharazy
Train Raekwon
Cray-Cray J
Mos Definitely Off Her Rocker
Cuckoopac Shakur

Do you have any Amanda Bynes rapper name suggestions? Post them below or tweet them with the hash tag #AmandaBynesRapperNames!

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