PHOTOS Snooki channels Audrey Hepburn at the Hampton Chic Launch Party
          

Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Frownies Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California

The East Coast invasion of California continues as Jersey Shore‘s potent petite pickle packin’ Polizzi brought the real deal Hamptons to the Hampton Chic launch Party in Marina del Rey, California yesterday!

Snooki smushed her chest grenades and poured her little brick house into a tight-fitting charcoal gray dress topped off with a Audrey Hepburn-worthy over-sized floppy hat that would have been applauded at any respectable Hamptons soiree. I’m not sure what to call this look, but I’m thinking along the lines of a dessert… Perhaps “orange zest cupcake?”

Snooki and her breasts in a big hat

Apparently the party was held at least in part aboard a yacht, and it didn’t take long for the headstrong Snooki to assume control of the ship! Here she is in a photo she posted earlier tonight which she introduced by tweeting, “Captain snooki taking over the frownies yacht! Sry @JonathanCheban lol!”

Snooki captains a yacht during the Hampton Chic Launch Party

I can really enjoy Snooki steering the Jersey Shore crew into yet another season of action-packed drama-filled hilarity, but I’m a little nervous seeing this photo! (Did they send out some sort of warning to other ships in the area? How about to the people on the yacht?)

Here are some more photos of Snooki being Hampton chic and having her usual good time:

Photo by: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com 2010  9/27/10 Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, Frownies Hampton Chic Party, FantaSea Yacht Club, (Marina Del Rey, CA.) Photo via Newscom

Photo by: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com 2010  9/27/10 Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, Frownies Hampton Chic Party, FantaSea Yacht Club, (Marina Del Rey, CA.) Photo via Newscom

Photo by: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com 2010  9/27/10 Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, Frownies Hampton Chic Party, FantaSea Yacht Club, (Marina Del Rey, CA.) Photo via Newscom

Photo by: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com 2010  9/27/10 Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, Frownies Hampton Chic Party, FantaSea Yacht Club, (Marina Del Rey, CA.) Photo via Newscom

Photo by: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com 2010  9/27/10 Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, Frownies Hampton Chic Party, FantaSea Yacht Club, (Marina Del Rey, CA.) Photo via Newscom

Above photos: RE/Westcom/Starmaxinc.com via Newscom
Photos below: Toby Canham/Getty Images

MARINA DEL REY, CA - SEPTEMBER 27: Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

MARINA DEL REY, CA - SEPTEMBER 27: Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

MARINA DEL REY, CA - SEPTEMBER 27: Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

MARINA DEL REY, CA - SEPTEMBER 27: Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

MARINA DEL REY, CA - SEPTEMBER 27: Nicole 'Snookie' Polizzi poses for a picture at the Hampton Chic launch Party on September 27, 2010 in Marina del Rey, California. (Photo by Toby Canham/Getty Images)

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