Reportedly pregnant Jenelle Evans shares bikini photos, hatter true detectives are on the case

Not pregnant Jenelle Evans bikini photo May 20 in Miami

The Ashley’s Reality Roundup confirmed last week that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is pregnant again, but the 24-year-old mother of two continues to deny that report. The major evidence supporting the pregnancy report is a photograph taken of Jenelle at a local target in which she appears to be sporting a large baby bump, and the main reason Jenelle’s denials have fallen on deaf ears is because she has not provided photographic proof that she is not expecting — until now!

Jenelle posted the bikini selfie above while in Miami, Florida to attend Farrah Abraham’s 25th birthday party at HOUSE Nightclub Saturday night. “I love my body for the way it is,” Jenelle wrote in the caption. “Once again, not pregnant… Lol yes I’ve gained weight, healthy weight. This what happens when you are truly happy in life and in a healthy relationship. Getting back in my workout grind tho! ????”

As you might imagine, the Jenelle conspiracy theorists (also known affectionately as “hatters” — stemming from a Jenelle typo I’m assuming) have been picking the photo apart looking for clues to indicate it is not actually a recent photo. If it is an older photo, Jenelle was masterful in her selection because so far the True Detective work of the hatters has turned up nothing to either confirm it is an older photo or a recent photo.

The easiest way to have narrowed down when the photo was taken was if we could see Jenelle’s left side instead of her right. (Obviously, the photo above was taken in a mirror so everything is reversed.) The reason Jenelle’s left side is so important is because she got a huge tattoo of an octopus on her left hip back in early March to cover up her “Nathan” tattoo. Here’s a photo of her octopus and ink ink:

Jenelle Evans octopus tattoo

Other dead end clues in Jenelle’s new bikini photo are her iPhone case, which she has had for at least three months, and her aviator sunglasses, which are no help at all. Some hatters have called into question the paleness of the hand in the background, but that could easily be because of the harsh lighting — plus, you would have to go back quite a ways to find a time when Jenelle was in a nice hotel room with a pale guy (that we know of).

And speaking of that arm in the background, Jenelle later posted a photo of David out and about in Miami in which he is wearing a long-sleeve white shirt, so if the photo is an older picture, they are doing extremely well at maintaining continuity!

#KeyBiscayne #Tropical #Miami โ˜€๏ธ? lmfao this should be a postcard. ???

A photo posted by Jenelle Evans (@j_evans1219) on

The thing most of the hatters seem to be focused on now is the hotel room. Certainly those curtains are unique, so can they be matched up to a hotel in Miami? I’m guessing we will know soon enough because them hatters don’t quit!

Jenelle Evans pregnant True Detective Rust Cohle

There is one anti-pregnancy theory that seems to be gaining a little momentum. Some have speculated that Jenelle is going to undergo a procedure with Dr. Miami (perhaps a Brazilian butt lift like co-star Kail Lowry?) and was told during her consultation back in January that it would be better if she put on a little weight. I have no idea if that is even true with Brazilian butt lifts (or other procedures that relocate fat deposits), I’m just reporting on the ongoing investigation, ๐Ÿ˜‰

No matter whether Jenelle is pregnant or not, she definitely deserves some praise for keeping the question in the headlines! If she isn’t pregnant, she could easily dispel the report with a video, so she’s clearly choosing not to do that. If she is pregnant, then she is doing a great job of preventing folks from proving it — or disproving her proof to the contrary. ๐Ÿ™‚ I swear, MTV misses out on 80% of the real Teen Mom 2 drama and entertainment!



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  • Lolo

    We didnt need to see that she is disgusting. The tatt of the octopus with the ink is probably suppose to be her with all the different guys sperm gushing out. Here vagina is basically a spit-toon for all the guys di*ks.

    • Lolo

      *her

    • savannah

      Hahaha damn, shots fired!

    • sysmjp

      eww lol

    • Mary1254

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    • jeff

      Wow, I just scrolled past it and I initially thought it was a fat black unicorn with a wavy purple mane.

      • Lolo

        Hahahaha thats funny !! It is a VERY ugly tattoo and not a good look for a female actually looks gross.

        • Booty Fingers

          That’s what I was thinking lol, was this octopus the ONLY option at the tattoo shop for coverings?

          • SUNDEE

            Right !!!! Soooo ugly. Kinda reminds me of her…maybe the artist suggested it for that reason to match her sucky personality.

  • Nedly Mandingo IV

    She’s just sucking in. I saw that picture of her at Target with her bump.

    • Bella

      Well Janelle is pretty short and i have 2 friends, one is 4’11 and one is 5’2 and when they drink or eat too much they get bellies that almost look like they are pregnant so maybe thats it, i hope and pray thats it !!

      • FarrahsCryFace

        Let’s hope it was just a triple bacon cheeseburger and not baby #3.

  • Meh

    If we have learned anything to be true about Jenelle by now, it’s that she only responds when rumors are true and she’s trying to convince us otherwise.

  • J baby watch

    I mean… She had kind of a big belly in this picture, it could totally be her sucking in her pregnancy

    • FarrahsCryFace

      She’s sucking in so hard she may bust a blood vessel.

      edit to add, sucking is something she seems to excel at.

      • Rayne

        Right !!! Smokin them Dix like a fine cigar !!!

    • Rayne

      WTF !!! HAHAHA you cant suck in a pregnant belly !! Wow..how old are you ?? And are you a female ?? You cant even suck in a period bloat much less a pregnant belly.

      • Skye

        Actually you can…. Someone who is pregnant did a video to prove this.

        • Leesa

          You cannot suck in a pregnant belly as far along as what they are talking about to where you dont look pregnant at all.

        • Jalisa

          How far along was this person ?? Are you talking about one of the ones where they are 7-9 months pregnant ??

      • Facts

        actucally you can suck in pregnant belly depending on certain things like how far along you are, if you’re belly is lower than it is higher, etc.

      • Candice

        You can definitely suck it in cause I did it for a little while to hide it from some of my family, now when you get probably in the 24 week or so range then it can be hard to do, but I still did it successfully up until I was 8 months along and then my grandpa pointed it out and asked why he wasn’t told lol so I was sucking it in for nothing. Now I’ll go as far as to say at a certain point in pregnancy that you can’t keep it sucked in, but for so long before you just can’t hold it in any longer. This was of course my first and only pregnancy so I can give a little benefit of the doubt for people who have had multiple pregnancies and they show so much quicker and earlier on.

        • Lawmk

          I think the person was meaning if that was a true baby bump that big its almost impossible to suck it in ao much that its almost flat like hers and not be able to tell with a BARE stomach showing, not talking about tryjng to hide it under clothes.

          • Candice

            Yeah that’s true. If she was as big as her target picture was showing, then yes I do think that would be a very hard thing to pull off. I wanted to mention though that just as much as people can suck their tummies in that we can also let loose and let it hang out more so than normal. I can do this as well and then it does look like I am preggers when Im not lol so maybe when she was at Target she was just letting loose after a large meal possibly adding to that is that she did gain some weight from eating more or something. I’m not sure, but to me she did look pregnant in the target pic and now she just looks slightly pudgy so not sure what to think other than this picture may be an old photo or it’s what I said or sadly she could of had an abortion.

            • Lawmk

              Exactly. I think everyone is getting confused on what each other is meaning. I think the first people were meaning in comparison to Jenelles 2 photos that would be hard to do…..NOT compared to others experiences.

          • Alisson Leech

            It is not possible to suck in a stomach that big!!!

      • Scarbaby

        If your not far along and not already fat you can…maybe just you can’t.

        • Rayne

          Hummmmm…never tried , no need too, wasnt ashamed of my pregnancy.

      • Alisson Leech

        I couldn’t suck in my pregnant bellies!!

      • NJJuls

        Yes you can! I’ve done it! I was huge yet, but I did it.

        • Kmarie

          Still missing the point, they are talking about being able to suck it in to the point you dont look pregnant at all…..for example…the black shirt photo to the bare stomach photo.

  • TA

    I don’t see how anyone can suck in a pregnant belly. When you’re pregnant, the uterus expands as the baby grows. You can’t suck in your uterus. It’s basic anatomy.

    • Candice

      You can at least up until a certain point, but also for women who had a little weight on them to begin with, well it’s easier for them to hide and no one would know any different. I know this isn’t Jenelle’s case, but for awhile it was mine. I did not start showing any sort of bump til I was half way in my 2nd trimester and even then I could suck in my tummy to make it look like I was still about the same weight. I did this successfully until I was around 8 months along, but it started getting harder to do around the 24 week mark. I wouldn’t call it sucking it in per se..more of a moving your tummy inward a little bit with muscle power…enough that it can be hidden under clothing. That was further along though. If Jenelle is still in the early stages of pregnancy then yes she could still “suck it in” because there wouldn’t be much of a bump to move around, but then again that picture of her at Target….I’m not sure what to really think.

  • Kmarie

    Is that her stomach or a flat ass ??

  • Pattipandi

    Ugh whatever, she’s pregnant every other year. Sometimes she has the kid and sometimes she doesn’t. She’s gross.

  • Oh

    When I got pregnant with my first, I was 5’2, 95 pounds and I sucked my stomach in for nearly 5 months. At that point, I was getting round and physically couldn’t do it anymore. So yes you can suck in a pregnant belly early on. Maybe she is, maybe she just has the major munchies and is eating too many tacos and ice cream. Only time will tell.

    • FarrahsCryFace

      Because drugs lol

    • Becca

      She said 7-9 months !!! Can yall not read ??? No wounder yall were freakin pregnant you couldnt understand the birth control pack.

      • Oh

        Wounder? If you’re going to insult me, please use correct spelling.

        • Becca

          Oh sorry…wonder it was a mistake i didnt pay attention i dont feel the need to proof read on here and it wasnt an insult simply an observation.

          • Alisson Leech

            I thought you were British! Lol. I couldn’t suck in at all with my pregnancies.

      • Oh

        Also wtf are you babbling on about?

    • The working mama

      If your pre pregnancy weight was 95 lbs, you should not have remained 95 lbs for 5 months. Maybe it’s the way you are wording your post, but it sounds odd.

      • SUNDEE

        She said”when she got pregnant” and that she “sucked her stomach in for 5 months” she didnt say she stayed 95 lbs so it was easy to suck in or anything like that.?

  • Candice

    No one mentioned it so far so I will…..that awkward moment when the hotel decoration makes you look like medusa…

    • Casey

      Is that what it is ?? I thought it was the light hanging from the ceiling..haha

      • Candice

        I actually am not sure what it is, I just said what came to mind first. It very well could be a light, but I didn’t see any bulbs or light coming from whatever that is, but it could be a light that is turned off. Either way it still makes her look like Medusa. She placed her head in just the right position lol. I at first though she actually maybe curled her hair that way and it took me a moment to realize it isn’t her hair at all, it’s just something in the background giving the Medusa effect.

        *I looked at the photo again and I do believe you are correct. I think I do see a lit bulb and it is a light hanging. Besides, why would there be a decoration stuck to the ceiling? I should have thought that one over before I posted lol.*

        • Casey

          No, it doesnt hurt to post what you want no matter what other people think its your opinion you have your right to that. Thats a bit of a problem on here aometimes is people act like you have to be perfect and correct about everything you post and it just simply isnt mandatory to be that way on here, its simply for entertainment not for court records !!! Hahaha

          • Casey

            There you go…my husband is driving the truck is bouncing around and i misspelled words but i dont care to change them….haha

  • BabyDoll0984

    I’m currently 20 weeks pregnant and I can still suck in a little. If I just let it hang (LOL) then I have a rounder shape. This is my second kid so I show a bit sooner. Just as she would. ESPECIALLY on a shorter frame! ๐Ÿ˜‰ So she could be pregnant and just sucking in. She does look fluffier, we’ll see!!

    • Casey

      When you suck it in a little does it still look like you are or may be pregnant ??

      • BabyDoll0984

        Maybe like I ate too much and have a lot of gas. ROFL. But yes pregnant to people who know.

        • Casey

          Haha..well im thinkin the others were talking about sucking it in so much that you dont look pregnant especially as big as she looked in the one photo.

          • BabyDoll0984

            She was pretty round in that pic but who knows! ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Casey

              I think, and i could be wrong but do you see those 2 fat bags on each side and a little below the belly.button that looks like a babys a** ?? I think in Target she is relaxed and those are pooched out..in the tatt photo she is sucking in and her stomach muscles are pulling those in.

              • BabyDoll0984

                I’m shaped a little different below my belly button I have more chub b/c I carried my first sooo low. LOL. So it’s hard to tell. ๐Ÿ™‚

                • Casey

                  Okay ya we will see, wouldnt suprise me if she was because shes irresponsible like that but lets hope not..anyway..Happy, Healthy pregnancy to you !!

                  • BabyDoll0984

                    Thank you so much!! ๐Ÿ™‚

                    • Casey

                      You’re welcome…

    • The working mama

      I’m 20 weeks top with my 2nd ๐Ÿ™‚ took us 2 years to ttc…I’m due Oct 5…when are you due?

  • ameliaBedelia76

    i still say she is prego

  • sysmjp

    It’s time for a one-piece

  • Aussie cathie

    If she is that’s 3 kids 3 different fathers…. Such lovliness !

  • Booty Fingers

    I saw the word Hatters twice. Spell checkers gone for the weekend?

    • Kmarie

      Right !! Mad Hatter…instead of Haters…

    • Regina

      I thought it was some weird new saying lol.

  • Candice

    Sucking it in or not, I seriously would like to know that if it is just weight gain and not a pregnancy then why has she not seemed to put on any weight elsewhere? As other people have pointed out that as big as she was in the Target photo, it would be hard to suck all that in if she were pregnant, but now that I think about it…it would be hard to suck all that in even if it were simply weight gain. I also realize when people gain weight that not all people gain weight proportionally or in the same way, but usually a person will gain it in other areas besides the stomach so this just leads me to believe she was pregnant, but she got an abortion. I may be wrong, but it’s something to ponder.

    • SUNDEE

      I think her legs are a little fatter her thighs look like they rub a little. When i gain weight i pretty much only gain in my stomach. Look in the hotel room photo..it looks like her butt goes up to the middle of her back, ive seen her skinnier than that.

  • Amy

    Eh I think I believe her. She milked her last dozen pregnancies for all the media attention they were worth. If she really was pregnant she’d be cashing in on it just like she did with her last one.

    • Myndee

      The Ashley and the “haters” pointed out that she hid her last pregnancy until MTV was ready to announce it

      • ChelseaaWasLyke

        She denied, denied, denied until a tabloid paid her for the story

  • Alisson Leech

    She does look chunkier on this pic! Plus Lurch has on the same shirt. I believe Jenelle… Can’t believe I am saying this. Lol

    • Rayne

      He looks like a hills have eyes lurch. That “Dude” has major control issues i cant stand him. I think Barbara was correct when she said he is the worst boyfriend…hes mooching off Jenelle. Shes probably paying his child support if its getting paid.

  • Murphy

    Her tattoos are so bad, ugh. And yeah I still think she’s pregnant.

    • Booty Fingers

      Idk in that Target pic she was looking pregnant but here it doesn’t have that hard round pregnant look.

  • LoLo

    Both her & this loser should not have Jace around them. Who in the world let’s little kids play outside alone & goes in the bedroom? Barb has every right to be pissed. I never let my kids out of my sight. She begs for Jace & then complains about him & or leaves him alone.

    • Lauren

      Exactly what i was saying when i saw that…she had to call for her for a long time..all those young kids outside and the 2 druggies are locked in the bedroom…my gosh what pathetic people.

  • Meh

    Tweet deleted (the target photo one) …

  • Em

    It really doesn’t matter. When she isn’t pregnant, she just isn’t pregnant yet.
    She is planning baby #3 (0r #5 actually), she told so on The doctors and we all know she lacks the brain and emotional maturity not to.
    3 baby daddies, 1 child signed over because CPS gave her that option or foster parents, 1 child as a pawn in a lawsuit against her because she physically abused someone, again, 15 mug shots, 5 months sober, when we should believe that, which we don’t, x years of adiction(s), x (unknown, but a lot) physical fights, x accounts of domestic abuse, 2 accounts of animal abuse, on camera (x unknown), 0 jobs, x (unlimited number) lies, 10 times at least she moved from house to house, state to state, 1 boyfriend with a shady and criminal past, not allowed to see his son, who is proud of his “rough raising methods using a hard hand”. Do I need to continue??
    I hope CPS can catch her soon and make sure she doesn’t create new miserable lives around her.
    I’m no fan of Nathan but at least he looked for a better home for his dog cause he had the insight that he wasn’t taking care of the dog the way he should.

  • Wrigley

    Why does David always have gumballs in his mouth?

    • Regina

      He looks like he swallowed a bunch of bees.

  • Regina

    I didn’t even know she had a Nathan tattoo. What an idiot.

  • Angela Nuttall

    If she likes her tattoos she gets oh well its her decision u guys r probably just mad cause u dont have a nice body like hers and cant get a man dont be jealous of her