Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been dating since March, and yet fans of Keeping Up With The Kardashians have yet to see him on the show — until tonight! On a special Monday airing, Kim will finally address rumors that she and Kanye have struck up a romance, and Kanye will make his first KUWTK appearance!
During the new episode, Kourtney receives a call from Rob who tells her about Kanye’s new song, which is all about Kim. In the song, Kanye admits that he “fell in love with Kim” around the time Kim began dating her now-ex-husband Kris Humphries.
Kim plays coy at first, saying, “Just because I’m seen with someone, does it automatically mean that it’s my boyfriend?” In this case, yes. While Rob seems amused by the whole thing, Kourtney is less concerned and will let Kim talk when she’s ready.
Here’s the Kanye West song about Kim Kardashian, titled “Theraflu” “Cold” (Kanye had to change the title after Theraflu complained) followed by the lyrics. WARNING: the song does contain a good deal of profanity!
[Hook]
Can’t a young ni**a get money any more?
Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
Can I have a bad b!tch without no flaws
Come to meet me without no drawers?
[Verse 1]
Dinner with Anna Wintour, racing with Anja Rubik
I told you mahf***as it was more than the music
In the projects one day, to Project Runway
We done heard all that loud-ass talking, we’re used to it
I’m from where shorties f***ed up, double-cupped up
Might even kill somebody and YouTube it
To whoever think their words affect me is too stupid
And if you can do it better than me, then you do it!
We flyer than a parakeet, floatin’ with no parachute
Six thousand dollar pair of shoes, we made it to the Paris news!
Don’t talk about style cause I embarrass you
Shut the f*** up when you talk to me ‘fore I embarrass you
[Verse 2]
And the whole industry want to f*** your old chick
Only ni**a I got respect for is Wiz
And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim
Around the same time she had fell in love with him
Well that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thang
Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team
La Familia, Roc Nation
We in the building, we still keep it basement
Later, Kim confirms the rumors by inviting her rumored flame to be her date to Scott Disick’s restaurant opening. Kanye meets her at her NYC hotel, and judging by the preview, he’s a bit camera shy — he stays in the doorway for most of the scene! It’s kind of cute actually. However, if he wants a piece of that $40 million contract, he’s going to need to be a bit more open to some face time! We are sure Kris Jenner is all over that. (It’s easy Kanye, just pretend Kim is Taylor Swift holding an award. Get in there!)
Things off screen have been going well for Kimye, and according to some reports they are currently living together! Kim has been super supportive of Kanye’s career, attending many of the shows in his and Jay-Z’s “Watch The Throne” tour and dancing around with Jay-Z’s wife, Beyonce.
And let’s not forget Kim Kardashian’s appearance as Princess Leia on Kanye’s failed Muppet show! (That didn’t really have anything to do with their current relationship, but any time I can throw in a link to photos of Kanye West dressed as a Storm Trooper and Kim Kardashian in a Slave Leia costume, I’m going to take it!)
Kim recently spoke to Oprah about her boy toy, saying, “I’ve known him for a really long time. We’ve been friends for like six and seven years, so it’s very comforting to have someone that knows everything about you, that respects, understands, has gone through similar things.” She also said, “We’ve always had an attraction to each other, but we’ve always been in other relationships, or it wasn’t the right timing, and one day, I don’t know, it just happened. And it took me by surprise even.”
To see Kanye’s debut, tune in to Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight on E! at 9/8c!
