Worst Week Ever! 12/15 -12/21

Starcasm Worst Week Ever Weekly Awards 

Worst Dresssed: Lily Allen, also see exhibits B, and C
Worst Parent: tie – Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
Worst eBay item: Scarlett Johannson’s Snot (“Scar” Tissue)
Worst Virgin: Hilary Duff

Worst Drug Dealer: Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby-daddy’s momma
Worst Agents of Population Control: the Duggars
Worst Matchmaker: Jamie Spears
Worst Topless Model: Amy Winehouse
Worst at Suing: Billie Jean Jackson
Worst Speller: Jermaine Dupri
Worst at Keeping Limbs Intact: Pete Doherty
Worst Bedroom Security: Paris Hilton’s house
Worst at Not Appearing Desperate: Jennifer Aniston
For More Jen:
The Superficial
Anything Hollywood