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VIDEO Jersey Shore Presents… The Hurt Locker

ByAsa Hawks

Pauly D and The Situation in The Hurt Locker

Paul DelVecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore are helping America prepare for Sunday night’s Oscar Awards by re-enacting scenes from Best Picture nominees all week on Lopez Tonight! Though we have lots to look forward to, including Avatar, Up In The Air, Precious, Inglourious Basterds and The Blind Side, the boys kick things off with a scene from The Hurt Locker.

Here’s a preview clip – you can watch the rest, along with George Lopez, on Lopez Tonight at 11/10c only on TBS!

Jersey Shore's Ronnie on Lopez Tonight in a scene from The Hurt Locker

I don’t know about Ronnie, but names like “The Situation” and “The Blowout” seem appropriate for The Hurt Locker!

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Deena Cortese was doing that up in a bar called The Alchemy in New Haven, Connecticut when she went Jersey Devil on a bouncer for moving her backside out of the VIP area. After her paid 2-hour appearance was done said bouncer requested that Cortese make room for actual paying customers and the following video happened:

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Snooki admits she’s pregnant and engaged exclusively to US Weekly; freaked out about drinking during first trimester

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ByDarren O

Our Fear and Trembling submitted for your terror today involves a man born to be on F & T, Mr. Jon “dragon tattoo” Gosselin. So what is Jon up to now that lands him in our pop culture horror house? A few hints:

A) Kate Gosselin has done this many times
B) It involves Jon’s feelings and stuff
C) His life coach Sylvia Lafair is assisting Jon-minus-nine with it

Read on if you have the guts to find out Jon’s next publicity grab and our Fear and Trembling for July 6th, 2010!

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