VIDEO Divorce Court: Man accuses GF of sleeping with the whole Wu-Tang Clan

Grounds for divorce: Infidelity nine times over with every active member of the Wu-Tang Clan. On a recent episode of Divorce Court, that is what defendant Nathan Sellers accused wife Lia Palmquist of doing when they were still dating.

“She gave the Wu some tang,” Nathan said when his wife admitted she had an “amazing” night with the rap group. (The pair was actually in court because Lia sought $3,500 from Nathan because he allegedly gave her bed bugs.)

“Nothing inappropriate happened and let me just put on the record that Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen. They treated me highly respectfully” said Lia, explaining they primarily chatted through the night about politics. “I would never be a buss down or a groupie in that situation… I kept my lady parts together.”

Lia said Nathan simply got the wrong idea when she returned to their home the next morning.

“As soon as I got home, I got approached by Nate and he started accusing me of sleeping with them all,” Lia said.

Skeptical Judge Lynn Toler noted that, regardless of Lia’s story, staying out all night with a band is, indeed, “buss down behavior.” Not entirely because of the Wu-Tang story, the judge ruled in favor of Nathan.

UPDATE There are mixed reports on whether Nathan or Lia were ever married. In case that really matters to this story. 😉