In honor of Valentine’s Day our starcasm researchers have invented a device that generates a Valentine based on the theoretical coupling of two celebrity headlines. For the inaugural test we combined the controversial photos of Michael Phelps puffing on some wacky weed and Miley Cyrus making slanted eyes. Here are the two photos in question:
We mix these together and…
bleep
blorp
blagojevich
blammo!
Wow! That’s not good.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!