The Situation indicted for tax fraud

ByDarren O

Mike Sorrentino Uncle Sam

I’m thinking right about now that Mike Sorrentino was wishing that Jersey Shore’s old “GTL” mantra stood for – Gym Tax Laundry…

The Situation finds himself in a very bad legal situation today as he’s been indicted with the crime of tax evasion. According to the papers, Mike is accused of not paying up on his full $8.9 million in earnings. Making matters worse, he’s said to have intentionally filed false returns in hopes of making things look on the level with Uncle Sam.

The Sitch’s brother Marc Sorrentino was also charged with conspiracy to commit tax fraud, according to TMZ.

Both Sorrentino brothers are expected to surrender today. Mike posted the following via Instagram not too long ago, “To be old and wise you must first be young and dumb.”

Mike faces up to 9 years in federal prison.


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