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PHOTO Tom Cruise gets a Jersey Shore Blowout!

ByAsa Hawks

Desperate to attach himself to something people actually want to watch, actor Tom Cruise put in his bid for being a cast member on Season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore by getting himself a blowout hairdo even Pauly D would be envious of!

See Tom’s Gui-doo and vote for your favorite Blowout!

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PHOTOS The Jersey Shore cast invades Venice, Italy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!

See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!

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VIDEOS Michael Cera and the Jersey Shore cast in the hot tub and fist pumping

ByAsa Hawks

We already reported on Michael Cera’s Jersey Shore makeover where DJ Pauly D Guidoed the hipster actor with his own version of “The Blowout” hairstyle and now we bring you even more Cera/Jersey Shore crossover hilarity as Michael gets a lesson in fist pumping and then everybody gets in a hot tub! It’s Guido-riffic!

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VIDEO PHOTOS DJ Pauly D gives Michael Cera “The Blowout” Jersey Shore hairstyle

ByAsa Hawks

Keeping in step with the theme of his latest movie Youth In Revolt, Actor Michael Cera “gets tough” thanks to DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore. Pauly Guidofies Cera with a version of his own patented hairstyle known around the world simply as “The Blowout.”

Pauly posted the pictures on his facebook account revealing that Cera and some of the Jersey Shore cast were working together on a skit to promote Youth In Revolt. In addition to hanging out with DJPD, Cera also got to share some Jersey pie with Guidette bombshell Jenni “J-Woww” Farley!

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PHOTOS “DJ Pauly D” Paul Delvecchio pictures before The Blowout

ByAsa Hawks

The starcasm.net Jersey Shore photo collection continues to grow! It started out with the abtrulescent Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his deleted myspace pictures and now we’re moving on to DJ Pauly D.

Check out little Paul Delvecchio before he perfected his famous hairdo known as “The Blowout!”