Snooki claims that The Situation is broke, Mob Wives are nut jobs

If you’re lonely and need special attention it’s a pop culture fact that Jersey Shore’s Snooki gives great interview.

In a recent sit down with GQ the best selling author and reality star lets us in on the woman behind the tan. The interview meanders from here to there, much like Snooki after a few mixed drinks but there were two comments that I particularly enjoyed.

GQ: Do you remember the ideal heart rate for a dog?

Snooki: 150. I would love to go back to school and get my vet tech license. I loved the teachers at my school, I’d go there. It’s small, they have a great vet tech program and it’s cheap.

GQ: But you have money now!

Snooki: I don’t care. My entire outfit is probably like 50 bucks total.

GQ: So what do you spend your money on?

Snooki: I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He’s already broke!

I doubt Mike is broke, but then again you don’t get a better insider source for Jersey Shore than Snooki I suppose. The crew is ready for their 5th season and at least he’ll have some bank rolling in for his GTL then. I don’t think the show being outed as a faker will hurt the viewership too much.

There was one other comment she made about my girls from Mob Wives that I found enlightening too.

GQ: What’s a guilty pleasure of yours?

Snooki: The show, Mob Wives.

GQ: Mob Wives is your guilty pleasure

Snooki: They’re crazier than we are and they’re in the mob. I think they’re nut jobs.

You could go two ways with that. You could take off your shoe like Drita D’Avanzo and bust skulls thinking this was a put down or you could say to yourself, “Snooki think’s we’re crazy – wow.” Considering that were talking about reality TV I’d have to go with the latter. I mean what better compliment could you get than having an official guidette give you “nut job” props?

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