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Random Olym-Pics: German cyclists’ quad off featuring Robert Förstemann’s freakish quads

ByDarren O

In case you haven’t noticed, the 2012 Summer Olympics are well under way over in London. The opening ceremony received the highest TV ratings ever for the premiere night of a Summer Olympic broadcast resulting in a serious win for NBC.

We’re not a sports blog but we sure do love us some randomly strange and / or interesting photos so we’re gonna run a daily photo post for the rest of the summer games – starcasm style.

The inaugural pic comes from New Zealand cyclist Greg Henderson. Greg has himself a Twitter account and shared what he called a “quad off” between German cyclists Andre Greipel (L) and Robert Förstemann (R).

Here was Henderson’s tweet that stated the obvious about the results of this quad off:

Greipel lost is an understatement, but I’m not hating on the man because I think just about everyone would lose to those freakish quads from outer space – or Germany… Let’s take a close-up look at Förstemann’s insane upper-leg muscles:

Cyclist Robert Fortsermann and his absurd quads

To find out more about the rest of Robert you can check out his Wiki page here.

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